thank you for reminding me that i meant to try it

OH So far, the aeronautics industry has failed to teach airplanes to consistently act in the ways that avoid crashing into the earth

I joined the core team, helped design and ship 1.0, and then maintained it for the next 15 years while it was used by every single Ruby developer, so… it worked on me, yes

I walked over to my coworker’s desk and said “hey can you apply my patch” and he said “I’m too busy, you have permissions on the repo now” 🫠

at least you aren’t about to buy a third copy of the same keyboard because the switches and the wood are different

every website party should include browser cookies you can eat

maybe we just need to give the functional Rust programmers their own enclosure with separate enrichment activities so the rest of us can write programs with useful real-world results

OH Functional programming is when Rust people read your code and go "what the fuck (laudatory)". Imperative programming is when Rust people read your code and go "what the fuck (derogatory)"

i am simply the sleepiest that anyone has ever been

Me sewing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me seam ripping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

you could have simply gone less overboard in the past! or, alternatively, force yourself to be at peace with not outdoing yourself every time. neither of which I think are actually possible 😆