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Lance Ellisor

@ellisor.net

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science & nature zealot, avid reader, dog lover, desert mountains and rainforest aficionado, paddler, Astros fan, songwriter, lead singer of a rock band.

Austin, Texas and Arenal, Costa Rica.

my band's music and links:
https://linktr.ee/battleshipdown

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@ellisor.netOct 12, 2026, 3:18 AM

♫ don’t just stand there let’s get to it find an ice socket and fill it with suet  VOGUE ♫

@ellisor.netOct 12, 2026, 2:50 AM

perforated rectum? it actually killed ‘im!

@ellisor.netOct 12, 2026, 2:45 AM

those are the exact sounds he made during foreplay

@ellisor.netOct 12, 2026, 2:44 AM

that guy walks into a bar in heaven. angel bartender says ‘hey buddy, why the long anus?’

@ellisor.netOct 12, 2026, 2:28 AM

well, he never did learn how to go to the right side

@ellisor.netOct 12, 2026, 2:27 AM

uh

@ellisor.netOct 12, 2026, 2:26 AM

Jerry

@ellisor.netOct 12, 2026, 1:04 AM

well @gruber.foo’s premise is just factually inaccurate (or at least highly dubious). he writes ‘The culture on X today is remarkably friendly and inclusive. It is a cheerful place.’

I just logged in (been a while!). I shit you not: this is my friendly, inclusive, cheerful feed, no edits.

@ellisor.netOct 12, 2026, 12:00 AM

they do NOT know me

@ellisor.netOct 12, 2026, 12:00 AM

hahahahahaha. motherfucker me too. Gtfoh

Text messages, probably from Paxton or an Elon Musk, PAC or some shit. It says:

Just in case you weren't sure...James Talarico confirmed that, yes, he is pro-amnesty. 

He supports a "pathway to citizenship" for the millions who have crossed the border illegally. He thinks it makes us "richer" and "stronger." 

And we've got it all on video. WATCH: v.ote-usa.co/t67d3Mm

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@ellisor.netOct 11, 2026, 11:31 PM

so let it be written so let it be done

@ellisor.netOct 11, 2026, 11:28 PM

drunk! in the rainforest

@ellisor.netOct 11, 2026, 10:50 PM

I don’t know about you, but I infinitely prefer hanging out outside over inside

@ellisor.netOct 11, 2026, 10:31 PM

strike the pose

A green basilisk clearly posing for the camera. Cheeky little bastard.
@ellisor.netOct 11, 2026, 10:24 PM

when they outlaw blindness only blind people will be outlaws

@ellisor.netOct 11, 2026, 10:04 PM

gross

@ellisor.netOct 11, 2026, 10:01 PM

now that’s funny

@ellisor.netOct 11, 2026, 9:52 PM

green basilisk! at the hot springs

@ellisor.netOct 11, 2026, 4:04 PM

it’s all so disheartening

@ellisor.netOct 11, 2026, 3:48 PM

check out the huevos rancheros I just ate. delicious.

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