"we all pay your benefits!" I think Times subscribers should be told which Times journalists use cocaine because, you know, they're the ones paying their wages, right?

I miss the hour when I was painting these annoying bastards already

IIRC the Times' front page yesterday included a quote from Pat McFadden welcoming the 'inquiry' hence reaffirming that he's either thick as pigshit or a cunt.

so glad to see they finally let Patrick Stewart make his movie

I'm afraid I never read your work because I was Amstrad Action loyal deep into the '90s (and still slightly bitter about how it ended, although that is nothing to do with you 😉)

This is 100% the correct approach.

I keep looking at that setup and thinking you might need to get a proper plumber in because the top one looks for all the world like a predecessor has bodged what should be an isolating valve with a hex key bolt.

What magazines did you write for?

Going to take a little time away from the keyboard before I find myself on an enforced time out. Just going to say that in Woke 2.2 the right has to decide whether they want to be able to use tacit violent rhetoric if it also gets used against them. They can't continue to have it one way.

Ai! Dios mio! (Scott may not have mentioned it in the tweet or the headline but this refers to Spain and Andorra)

Careful

He's an absolute piece of shit and somehow he's getting worse.

He might be one of the most despicable people not currently serving a minimum of 40 years

You can fuck that sky high Spain and Andorra.

Big story coming tomorrow

Fair play to the OP, that's some thoughtful thumbnail arranging.

I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today

Ah, well. At least, on a lighter note, it’s also the 28th birthday of Joe Pesci’s second album (of three over 51 years, fact fans)

it’s just great marketing