Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent

I wonder what would have happened if folks had taken seriously the rise in political violence and threats against women, trans, Black, and antifascist organizers and figures back when we were all getting swatted and sent photoshops of ourselves beheaded

Oooh, is this like a Reese's Cuo situation, where it's exactly the same stuff but the shape change makes a different sensation when you bite down?

Dads taking their daughters into women's restrooms are considering that their daughters don't need to see peckers at urinals. These are dads who care. Women throwing fits about this are saying children seeing peckers is okay if they personally aren't uncomfortable. Those women suck.

For National Coming Out Day, a little something I wrote back in 2019 that still rings true.

Here is a cartoon I did of Danny Trejo & Harvey Keitel. Fuck ICE. Pen and ink on paper.

Gelatto! Lasagna! Grazie!

I am generally villain-positive in fiction and honestly, the mean vice-principal (headmaster? Assistant?) Savage from Anna and the Apocalypse is a favorite. Scenery-chewing to chewed-upon is a wonderful and well-deserved arc for him. Yes, it is a month ending in Ber, so zombie musical is happening.

I do like that you also sometimes literally resurrect some gays.

It’s really jarring to realize, like …. oh okay so you ACTUALLY don’t hear it. like “dogwhistle” is not just a colorful turn of phrase. this is literally taking place on a frequency your ears don’t pick up. you cannot hear a word as violence if it’s not being thrown through my window tied to a brick

Perfection of Maxine grumpiness. But Zealot with the field hockey stick is a close second.

Knicks in five, dead or alive!

Car infrastructure make our world less walkable not just by taking up space, but by sapping the joy (and safety) from our environment.

It is also determined by how pleasant it is to walk. I found that the shortest route to the post office (1.1 miles, along a stroad) was not very walkable, but the route that went along a path along a creek (1.6 miles) was extremely walkable.

The machine did not "go rogue." The machine belongs to and is the responsibility of the people who own it. Hold those people accountable for their goddamn machine.

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

Chris, can you be my on-site representative for a yes check tomorrow? Maybe with a couple exclamation points?

There is absolutely a line being crossed when the government produces kill videos on a schedule for public consumption, but they've been killing people who weren't even accused of crimes--much less convicted and sentenced to death--with impunity and both make me feel like my soul is angry wasps.

Tip: Do not put a hanging anything up as a Halloween decoration. "They're just little skeletons." Ma'am, we do not care. Now is not the time.

I wrote about how Black executions were becoming entertainment and how it would norm us to horror as a propaganda strategy I don’t have anything else to say that is safe for ME now But I will say Human life is too damn precious for us to pretend to forget everything we need to remember