Completely forgot I wrote this SportsCenter piece for Ditka to voice. Sign it’s been a long career (or that I’m getting really old!). Both, I guess.
real sick burn bro

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real sick burn bro
alright the super room sketch was amazing tho
turns on snl to see if shane gillis can be funny tonight... uses lesbians as a (unfunny, inaccurate) punchline tells a half-baked not-a-rapist joke says women at the gym these days look like whores mentions his friendship with joe rogan ends on a "these days either you're gay or you're hitler"
Didn’t buy if! Still there for ya
Today’s surprising thrift shop find…
Our children must begin mastering the exacting technical discipline of Simply Begging For Help At The First Hint Of Effort at a young age, or they'll never be able to unlearn all the skills they won't need to succeed in the future
I also find it fucking hilarious that the AI stans are like "your kids will be left behind if they don't use it" as if it's harder to type a prompt into a text box to ask someone else to do your work than it is to read and understand a book or learn mathematics on your own. Foh.
😭😭😭😭
anyone else getting an error message that says "please confirm your email address to upload videos?"
a year!
Ditka called him the worst president we’ve ever had & said not running against him for Senate was “the biggest mistake of his life” & yet Obama does this. Such a kind human. So full of grace. Every day continuing to show us how to live & reminding us what we’re missing at the highest levels now. 😞
Veronica & Grace would def nail it! And the recesses of my brain remember Kenan sitting in on a previous one...
probably not 'cause the bit is that they're obsessed in a way that's disconnected from reality.
yessss
I wonder if it’s too late to get Smigel and others to SNL by tomorrow for a short Superfans sketch in Ditka’s honor…. RIP Chris & now George, too… I’d recommend Chris Witaske as a next gen addition in their absence.
Truly beyond satire. 😞
Six months ago:
Completely forgot I wrote this SportsCenter piece for Ditka to voice. Sign it’s been a long career (or that I’m getting really old!). Both, I guess.
I'm constantly bringing up It's Tennis Night in America and endlessly singing Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, so this story was made for me!
We’ll never get tired of celebrating greatness 👑✨
Excellent point about WNBA coaches from NBA backgrounds.
The World Rally Championship featured 2,500 miles of driving in 13 countries on 4 continents. And the championship was decided by an out-of-nowhere crash in the final corners of the final stage of the final race. (Guy pictured immediately after crashing)