If you have the income to take a 7 day international holiday I have zero fucks to give about any of your small minded complaints.

Also, if you are going to a different country for a vacation, and they only offer you traditional foods from that country Shut the f up! Did they speak their native tongue or did they at least know your language

How dare those Greeks offer me kebabs and souvlaki! The sheer madness of it all.

You know, had they actually offered ham or bacon, she would have bitched because they would have cooked it wrong Since they don't eat it, and some people are super picky about how those are cooked When I make bacon, I pull them off the heat at different times cause nobody agrees

100% the couple that is banned from the last local pub they were allowed in after demanding a free check and a voucher for 7 free meals arguing they had 3 fewer beans on their breakfast plates than the table over

You might be jesting, but sadly there are people like that, most of them seem to be us Americans (though they are everywhere, I just think right now we have the bulk)

Oh we get the hype but sadly not remotely alone. That would also be a Very British Thing To Do too. At least for certain types of English. And we won't talk about French people visiting Black countries. 😆🤬 I can also tell you horror stories about wannabe upclass Canadians dining over the border. 😳

Oh, yeah. The English of a certain variety/class/background have probably been doing that sort of thing for centuries longer than the US even existed. In a peculiarly English passive-aggressive way, for the most part. It's a trope well-represented in our comedy for a reason.