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@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:36 PM

Your Derby v Wrexham Thirst Section podium is IN. 🔥

🏆 Ollie Rathbone
🥈 Callum O’Hare
🥉 Kieffer Moore & Dom Hyam

One raised hand, two overachieving thighs, and shorts under considerable strain. WTS requires medical attention. 🥵

#WTSMOTM #WxmThirstSection #WrexhamAFC #WxmAFC #AskWxm

Rathbone is absolutely LAUNCHING himself through this celebration. 🥵🔥

His torso is slightly pitched forward, chest driving into the run, while those shoulders are doing two entirely different jobs. One arm is thrust high, palm open and fingers extended, the other bent back with his hand near his hip. The sheer confidence of that arrangement caused PROBLEMS.

And then there's the lower half. GOOD LORD.

His hips are driving forward over the left leg, that thigh working to carry his weight while the quad holds everything steady. The left leg is flung out behind him, knee bent, calf tightened, boot practically trying to catch up with the rest of the man. There's nothing static about this. His whole body is travelling forward, with the shorts being asked to accommodate an frankly unreasonable amount of thigh movement.

The narrow waist, the twist through his torso, the tension running from hip to knee, the sheer athletic audacity of that extended stride. Every muscle has received the message that Rathbone has just equalised in the 88th minute, and apparently none of them believe in celebrating discreetly.

Meanwhile, the Thirst Section has completely lost cardiovascular stability. Someone is monitoring the structural integrity of those shorts, someone else has forgotten how their knees are supposed to work, and the rest of us are staring at the combination of an airborne lower leg, powerful thigh, and commanding raised hand like we've just been issued instructions we are physically incapable of following.

Ollie, darling. You rescued a point. You did not need to trade that for our vitals. 🫠🔥
@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:36 PM

International break over. Derby struck early. Windass injured. Wrexham chasing the game for 79 minutes. Then 88' Moore rose, Rathbone pounced, and a point was SNATCHED from Derby’s hands. The Thirst Section electorate has not recovered. 🔥🥵👇

#WTSMOTM #WxmThirstSection #WrexhamAFC #WxmAFC #AskWxm

Moore got things moving early, winning a free kick that saw Langas booked on 5'. O'Hare set up Whiteman for a blocked effort, but Derby promptly broke away and Szmodics scored on 9' Extremely rude. Then Windass went down injured 🥺, forcing Rathbone on after just 15 minutes. Ekomié immediately tested Vickers, O'Hare forced another save, and Kaboré narrowly missed. O'Hare kept creating chances, setting up Worrall for a blocked effort before having one of his own blocked just before halftime.

After the restart, Ekomié supplied Moore for a shot wide, while Patterson saved Fuseini's effort as Derby looked for another. Worrall had a header blocked, and Smith and Imray arrived to freshen things up. Imray saw an effort blocked, Rathbone picked up a yellow on 71' and O'Hare won a free kick that earned Mowatt a booking before sending his own shot high and wide. Ekomié also fired over from another O'Hare pass.

Then came 88'. Moore headed the ball into Rathbone's path and Ollie finished from close range. 1–1. The man who came on because of an injury had just rescued a point. Apparently 73 minutes of unexpected Ollie was exactly what everyone needed. 🥵 Moore sent a late effort high and wide before collecting a yellow in stoppage time.

Rathbone dominated the thirst vote with 38%, his equaliser sending the electorate into entirely predictable distress. O'Hare took 20% after an afternoon of chances created, shots attempted and fouls won. Moore and Hyam shared 14%, Moore supplying the crucial headed assist while Hyam won a defensive free kick late on. Smith claimed 12% despite only arriving in the second half, while Windass still attracted 2% before injury cut his afternoon painfully short.

International break over. Ollie Rathbone reminding the Thirst Section exactly what it had been missing. 🔥
@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 4:26 PM

60 Minutes to vote for the Wrexham Thirst Section Man of the Match!

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@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 2:15 PM

🗳️The Wrexham Thirst Section Ballot’s available, Thirsties! Click-thru to crown your #WTSMOTM for Derby vs Wrexham.

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@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 19, 2026, 8:18 PM

Your Wrexham v Southampton Thirst Section podium. 🔥🕵️🌳

🏆 Jacques Ekomié
🥈 Kieffer Moore
🥉 Callum O’Hare & Zak Vyner
plus one extremely determined Kieffer write-in

#WTSMOTM #WxmThirstSection #WrexhamAFC #WxmAFC #AskWxm

O’Hare started fast: wide in the opening minute, then a header saved on 4’. Patterson was busy soon after and kept making saves. Moore won a defensive free kick, then fed O’Hare for another effort on 35’ that forced a corner. Whiteman delivered it and Moore buried the header. 1–0, enormous man airborne, Thirst Section infrastructure immediately under load.

Southampton levelled just after halftime, but Moore took that personally: on 55’ he launched one from more than 35 yards and hit the bar. Patterson saved again, Vyner put the ball behind for a corner, and Ekomié won a defensive-half free kick. Somehow that was enough for Ekomié to top the vote at 18.8%. 🤷‍♀️

Sheaf made way for Matty James on 65’. Vyner conceded another corner soon after, then Moore won another defensive free kick before O’Hare shot wide from Windass’ pass. Moore departed having scored, rattled the bar and left 16.7% of voters emotionally compromised. O’Hare took 14.6%, Whiteman 10.4%.

Windass forced a save on 81’, then Doyle crossed for Sam Smith to head just wide. Patterson saved again on 87’, keeping Wrexham alive, and then 89’: own goal, Wrexham back in front, 2–1. The Racecourse could finally exhale, scream, levitate, whatever was necessary. Suddenly the Kieffer “We will NOT LOSE this match…” write-in looked legally binding. Kaboré and O’Brien won late free kicks while stoppage time tried to age everyone another decade, but Wrexham held on.

Final ballot: Ekomié 19.1%, Moore 17.0%, O’Hare and Vyner 14.9%, Doyle, Whiteman and Patterson 10.6%, Sheaf 2.1%. A giant header, a 35-yard crossbar assault, and enough late defensive stress to qualify as cardio FOR THE WIN. Tad better than last week vs West Ham, eh? 🔥

*The lone write-in "Kieffer 'We will NOT LOSE this match' Moore" is what pushed Kieff ahead of O'Hare and Vyner. I just added that to Kieff's block of votes.
@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 19, 2026, 8:18 PM

Your Wrexham v Southampton Thirst Section MOTM. 🔥

🏆 Jacques Ekomié

Top of the vote, arms up telling everyone to stay calm, while the that footballer build makes that instruction completely impossible to follow.

WTS composure: 404 Not Found

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Our MOTM is caught mid-gesture with his whole upper body doing that infuriatingly composed athlete thing. Torso upright, shoulders set broad and slightly rotated, both arms extended out in front of him with the elbows softly bent. One forearm sits almost horizontal while the other reaches higher, palms open, fingers spread, as though he is physically trying to tell everyone to calm down while possessing exactly the build least conducive to anyone doing so.

And those arms. The fit of the short sleeves leave the shoulders and upper arms open to scrutiny, with the biceps and triceps visibly engaged just from holding the gesture. The taped wrist only adds to the footballer-at-work evidence file. His head turns into the movement rather than toward the camera, chin tucked slightly, so the whole thing reads focused and deliberate rather than posed.

Then the kit gets involved. The shirt hangs relatively loose through the torso, but the shorts have substantially less room for diplomacy. His weight is settled through one leg while the other comes forward, which loads the thighs differently and makes the muscle structure very obvious: one quad carrying the body, the other advancing underneath him. There is nothing static about it. Even while apparently asking for calm, his lower body is still walking through the moment.

Which means the Thirst Section has been presented with a man making a "steady, everyone" gesture while the shoulders, arms and thighs are submitting entirely contradictory instructions.

Sir.

We have just won.

Nobody was steady to begin with. Nobody is steady now.

And now you have raised both arms like you personally intend to relieve the cardiovascular emergency.

MOTM on the pitch, MOTM in the vote, and apparently MOTM of telling WTS to calm down while actively preventing it. 🔥🔥🔥
@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 19, 2026, 3:53 PM

60 Minutes to vote for the Wrexham Thirst Section Man of the Match!

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@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 19, 2026, 3:04 PM

🗳️The Wrexham Thirst Section Ballot’s available, Thirsties! Click-thru to crown your #WTSMOTM for Wrexham vs Southampton.

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@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 11, 2026, 11:25 PM

Six-nil. The football offered very little, so the ballot did what it had to do: Dobson, O’Hare, a ponytail, a training top, the fans, and the abyss all received due consideration. The Thirst Section has submitted its findings. 🔥👇

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O’Hare found Whiteman for a blocked effort, then Ekomié crossed for Imray to shoot wide. Imray had another blocked, Whiteman tried again from distance, and O’Hare slipped Dobson into the box for yet another blocked shot. By halftime it was 2–0, but Dobson had at least put himself in the voting conversation while O’Hare was already manufacturing reasons for Thirst Section attention.

Sam Smith won a free kick almost immediately after the restart, then O’Brien and O’Hare both drew fouls as Wrexham tried to get something moving. By 63’ it was 4–0. At 67’, Kaboré, Moore, Matty James and Hyam came on, with Dobson among those departing. Three Dobson votes took the lead, while George Dobson’s Ponytail collected its own vote because apparently the hair maintained composure even when the rest of us had lost ours.

O’Hare kept going, winning another free kick before Whiteman had a late shot blocked. Hyam headed wide from a Whiteman corner, Moore and Kaboré won late free kicks, and almost the final action saw Vyner head down for O’Hare, whose shot was blocked. Two O’Hare votes for continuing to present himself for duty while the scoreboard became increasingly obscene feels entirely defensible. Doyle and Sam Smith each picked up a vote too.

Then the write-ins took over. The Comms Team, including Mark, Mia and Andy, got votes for keeping everyone somewhat sane. I abstain chose peace. The deep abyss of pain and woe chose accuracy. Aaron James and James McClean arrived without match receipts. bubbles was emotional punctuation. The fans. For watching that mess deserved hazard pay. The Summer of ’25 was nominated like evidence in an inquiry. my self-control somehow survived. Josh Windass’ training top still generated more heat than the football. Arthur Okonkwo received a vote from another dimension entirely. Some ballots track performance. This one documented the stages of grief-induced thirst. 🔥
@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 11, 2026, 11:25 PM

Your West Ham v Wrexham Thirst Section podium. 🔥

🏆 George Dobson
🥈 Callum O’Hare & The Comms Team
🥉 a 13-way tie for survival

Six goals conceded, one independently nominated ponytail, and a ballot that responded to trauma by becoming art.

#WTSMOTM #WxmThirstSection #WrexhamAFC #WxmAFC #AskWxm

George Dobson's body is caught converting itself into forward momentum.

His torso is pitched aggressively over the ball, chest angled down and forward while the shoulders counter-rotate around the run. One shoulder drives ahead, the other pulls back, and that twist through the upper body makes the shirt work extremely hard across his chest and upper arms. Both elbows are bent, hands loose rather than clenched, because everything above the waist is balancing what the legs are doing underneath.

And the legs are doing a LOT. The hips are turned into the stride, one thigh driving forward while the trailing leg stretches long behind him, giving us that full uninterrupted line from hip through quad, knee, calf and ankle. The planted leg is visibly loaded, thigh and calf engaged to hold his weight while he keeps the ball close, and the rear calf is taut from pushing off. His centre of gravity is low and slightly forward, so the whole body reads as controlled acceleration rather than merely running. He is leaning into the next touch before the current one has quite finished. 🔥

The cruel part for the Thirst Section is that even in a match we would all happily place into a locked box and sink beneath the sea, somebody has apparently arranged for that much shoulder, chest, thigh and calf to be photographed under full athletic load.

So now we have to process a 6–0 defeat while his kit is stretched across a rotating torso and both legs are making an extremely persuasive argument for the continued existence of football photography.

Cardiovascularly, this is unhelpful.

Emotionally, worse.

Kit-survival status: shirt holding. Shorts under considerably more operational pressure.

Thirst Section composure: substituted. 🔥
@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 11, 2026, 9:54 PM

60 Minutes to vote for the Wrexham Thirst Section Man of the Match!

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P.S. Plz kill me.

@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 11, 2026, 7:38 PM

🗳️The Wrexham Thirst Section Ballot’s available, Thirsties! Click-thru to crown your #WTSMOTM for West Ham vs Wrexham.

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@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 8, 2026, 10:42 PM

Wingbacks blowing things up from both sides. Kaboré supplied the cross, Ekomié attacked it. Doyle kept turning up everywhere, and “My acupuncturist” sent a CV in for the physio team.

The Thirst Section has submitted its findings. 🔥👇

#WTSMOTM #WxmThirstSection #WrexhamAFC #WxmAFC #AskWxm

Wrexham started brightly. Doyle forced an early save with a header, Cleworth helped create another chance for Moore, and Kaboré was already causing trouble down the right, setting up Windass before picking up a booking for a tumble the referee did not buy.

Burnley began finding more room and eventually Amdouni finished a through ball to put them ahead. Soon after, Cleworth was forced off injured 🥺, with Vyner replacing him.

Wrexham kept pushing. Matty James tested the keeper, Kaboré fired narrowly wide, and Doyle sent a cross in for Windass, whose effort missed. Then Windass was forced off injured before the break 🥺, which suddenly made the write-in “My acupuncturist” feel less like a joke and more like a staffing proposal.

After the restart, O’Hare and Rathbone came on and Wrexham found fresh energy. Ekomié started driving down the left, then Kaboré delivered from the right and Ekomié powered in the equaliser with a header. Wing-back to wing-back. One supplied, one attacked it, and WTS composure briefly ceased to be operational.

Sam Smith replaced Moore soon after. Wrexham kept pressing, with James finding O’Hare, Whiteman trying his luck, Rathbone forcing a save, Hyam shooting from a tight angle, and O’Hare going close.

Burnley pushed back, Patterson made an important save, and Doyle kept cleaning up while still occasionally appearing in attacking areas like his job description had been written in pencil. Late on, O’Hare kept drawing fouls, Rathbone had another effort blocked, and Doyle was still doing sturdy Doyle things at the other end.

As for the write-ins: James McClean once again appeared without a match receipt, “My acupuncturist” was disturbingly topical, and “Steven Fucking Fletcher” arrived powered entirely by emotional force. Some selections are analytical. Some are spiritual. 🔥
@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 8, 2026, 10:42 PM

Your Wrexham v Burnley Thirst Section podium. 🔥

🏆 Jacques Ekomié
🥈 Issa Kaboré & Callum Doyle
🥉 Sam Smith plus 3 write-ins for glorious chaos

Equaliser headed home, scuba deployed in the rain, and WTS cardiovascular services overwhelmed.

#WTSMOTM #WxmThirstSection #WrexhamAFC #WxmAFC #AskWxm

Thirsties, the scuba celly has arrived and it was catastrophically effective. He was caught mid-motion, body angled forward, torso pitched into the celebration, shoulders slightly rolled in, chest carried over his hips as the whole frame followed the line of that extended right arm. One hand came up to the face for the scuba detail, the other reached forward to complete the bit, and suddenly this was a full-body performance.

The red shirt clung to the movement, showing the bend through the upper body and the tension in the arms and shoulders, while the rain somehow made the whole thing even more outrageous.

And the lower half was working just as hard. The white shorts sat over fully engaged thighs, one leg stepping through while the other trailed behind on the toe, calves taut, balance held in that perfect split second between stride and pose. Hips drove the motion forward, knees stayed active, and the whole stance had that unmistakable footballer quality of looking loose and powerfully controlled at once.

Nothing about it was static. Even frozen in a photo, you can still feel the momentum: wet turf under the boots, the follow-through of the celebration, the body still humming with adrenaline.

Which means the Thirst Section was never going to survive this. The kit was already under enough pressure without adding rain, muscle engagement, and a themed celly with committed arm work. Red shirt, white shorts, thighs engaged, calves working, torso pitched forward, arms fully committed to the scuba.

Result: elevated heart rate, collapsed decorum, and several Thirsties requiring immediate assistance back to baseline.

Celebratory? Yes. Subtle? Absolutely not. Devastating? Beyond dispute. 🔥
@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 8, 2026, 8:47 PM

60 Minutes to vote for the Wrexham Thirst Section Man of the Match!

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@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 8, 2026, 7:20 PM

🗳️The Wrexham Thirst Section Ballot’s available, Thirsties! Click-thru to crown your #WTSMOTM for Wrexham vs Burnley.

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@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 5, 2026, 11:19 PM

Nil-nil, but far from thirstless. O’Hare wriggled, Cleworth roamed, Patterson locked the door, and somehow James McClean entered the discourse without entering the match.

The Thirst Section has submitted its findings. 🔥👇

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@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 5, 2026, 11:19 PM

The Swansea v Wrexham Thirst Section podium is officially in.🔥

🏆 Callum O’Hare
🥈 Max Cleworth
🥉 Matty James

Persistence rewarded, centre-back extracurriculars applauded, and the black away kit has been referred to the appropriate authorities.

#WTSMOTM #WxmThirstSection #WrexhamAFC #WxmAFC #AskWxm

@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 5, 2026, 8:56 PM

60 Minutes to vote for the Wrexham Thirst Section Man of the Match!

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@wxmthirstsection.bsky.socialSep 5, 2026, 7:40 PM

🗳️The Wrexham Thirst Section Ballot’s available, Thirsties! Click-thru to crown your #WTSMOTM for Swansea vs Wrexham.

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