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@aslynnromano.com Oct 3, 2026, 11:07 PM

okay you heard her, fellas

time for some gosh darn PLANTS #WTFucculent

@aslynnromano.com Sep 27, 2026, 1:15 PM

(hewwo, wittle ones! 🥹) #WTFucculent

@aslynnromano.com Sep 26, 2026, 1:32 AM

#WTFucculent the glow up is undeniable

17 months later:

A very high color monstera albo in a 5” clear nursery pot. The leaves are very white with marbled green and minty color. There is a new leaf still curled up towards the center that will also be very high color.

A close up of a still-rolled-up new monstera albo leaf that looks like it will be primarily white with some marbled green

@aslynnromano.com Sep 24, 2026, 4:53 PM

No childcare today so I got the kids to help me finish the tent. This is all the lights and all the plants now!

#WTFucculent I can’t believe I had all this crammed in 2 cabinets!

In my defense they were all a lot smaller a year ago 👀

A metal rack in a grow tent with rare plants including anthurium, begonia, monstera, philodendron, alocacia, epis, and scindapsus

A metal rack in a grow tent with rare plants including anthurium, begonia, monstera, philodendron, alocacia, epis, and scindapus

@aslynnromano.com Sep 21, 2026, 12:31 AM

I couldn’t wait for #MonsteraMonday 😍

this variegated monstera ‘aurea’ was crammed in my greenhouse cabinet and really couldn’t shine properly

I’m stoked she now has a whole ass tent to share with all her hot friends!

Being an unapologetic nerd is the fucking best 🤌🏻 #WTFucculent

A variegated monstera ‘aurea’ with 4 unfenestrated leaves and one to the bottom right that has one primary fenestration. This angle shows the high color variegation across all the leaves

A variegated monstera ‘aurea’ with 4 unfenestrated leaves and one to the bottom right that has one primary fenestration. This one shows how tall it is, and with a brown satchel. The trained eye would note the satchel is likely to be beneficial mites

@aslynnromano.com Sep 19, 2026, 4:46 PM

Kept the actual machine outside the tent to save room. Used plastic wrap and white duct tape to seal two tubes together and it's working great. It's a warm air mist too so should help the temp in the tent

Currently 45% room air outside the tent and now 80% inside the tent, mwahahaha #WTFucculent

Tall humidifier by a window with a closed shade. Everything is backlit by sunlight. The humidifier reads 45%. The tube from the round machine goes up and to the left, into a black grow tent. There's the top of a green chair visible in the bottom of the shot.

@aslynnromano.com Sep 17, 2026, 10:41 PM

Phase 2 - LET THERE BE LIGHT(S) 😎

next step? my humidifier

gonna pipe in the humidity rather than putting the whole thing inside the tent. More room for plants & maneuvering

A glimmer! Special interests are rad! Monotropic flow is fuel! Autistic joy is fuel! Be weird & proud! Yay! #WTFucculent

@aslynnromano.com Sep 17, 2026, 2:17 AM

I have totally gone off the rails

I put a 10 x 5 x 6'7" grow tent in my dining room to have more room for my tropical houseplant collection & try to breed some of my anthuriums

I can't wait to do my first cross pollination hybrid, what will it be? 🥰

I LIKE PLANTS A NORMAL AMOUNT 😅 #WTFucculent

A picture of Aslynn inside a very large grow tent that just has a bunch of wire shelving in it. Aslynn is a nonbinary person with a thumbs up, messy hair, a cool silver necklace that kind of looks like grapes (but it's actually a dopamine molecule) and a tan shirt. It is a selfie. She looks happy, a very "I did it!" thumbs up. The tent is open on the back right side and you can see hardwood floors and a hallway to the back right of the room/frame.

@aslynnromano.com Sep 15, 2026, 6:31 PM

I am silly and use #WTFucculent to mark my plant posts

We also have #FoliageFriday and some other wildflower hour and other cool trends around

welcome to bluesky!