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Contractors dig up the road
To fix a pipe or drain
Put it back too low and then-
It soon fills up with rain.
Lorries over-use a street
The surface gets real lumpy
Every time you drive down there
The journey is too BUMPY

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In the Army please behave
Try not to bet or wager
Stay out of trouble and of course
Salute the Sergeant MAJOR

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Seasons changed from day to day
Rain it came and gales they blew
Leaves just tumbled from the trees
Wind upon the paths leaves STREW

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Police and Prosecutors
Must work out every move
And clarify the evidence
So the Jury guilt can PROVE

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Looking back how things have changed
Like the years when we moved nimbly
And our memories were clear
Some things now remembered DIMLY🥴

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Espresso plus steamed milk and chocca
Together they make a hot MOCHA

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Some countries the people don’t have much.
Medicine and schooling they lack
They often don’t have running water
and are lucky to live in a SHACK

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Dodgy parking, big potholes
Cyclists who must weave
What things on roads piss you off?
And cause you to PEEVE 😤?

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Dodgy geezer lending money 💴
If they’re caught they’ll face a jury
What they’re doing is illegal 👮🏼
And the fancy word’s USURY 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Do you want to look real special?
Concentrate, don’t go all ditzy
High-heel shoes, a statement handbag,
What you’re going for is RITZY

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It is lovely to live near the Thames
To watch it just ripple and quiver
To see all the swans and the ducks
Paddling along the great RIVER

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Take a flight into Havana
For your holiday in Cuba
Visit famous La Cabana
Then the beach to try some SCUBA

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Noses can be pretty
Or broken like a punk
But the biggest of them all
Is Elephants’ huge TRUNK 🐘

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Beach Boys sang of John B
The song runs in a loop
Can you still remember it?
A big hit - John B’s SLOOP ! 🚤

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This rhyme was not a piece of cake
Grandson suggested ‘melody’
Sad music which was often played
After a touching ELEGY

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If you are a criminal
Running from the cops
Dash into the forest
And hide out in a COPSE

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There was an old lady called Bessie
She was feeling terribly stressy
Decluttering her house
She disturbed a mouse
And things got decidedly MESSY

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Two bridges over the Firth
One for trains, one for cars
I remember the worth
Of crossing the Firth of Forth

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Farage stirs up racists
Inspires black-shorts bloke
Reform makes the hate increase
Prejudice they STOKE

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These are rarely used these days
You’ve not got one I’ll wager
Little walkie-talkie thing
They call it a PAGER 📟