Ship combat was getting chaotic, so naturally I made a pirate pun.
“Scissor me timbers.” 💀⚓
I regret nothing.
@iamjoeycruse.bsky.social
@iamjoeycruse.bsky.socialShip combat was getting chaotic, so naturally I made a pirate pun.
“Scissor me timbers.” 💀⚓
I regret nothing.
@iamjoeycruse.bsky.socialMy girlfriend: “I know what port and starboard mean.”
Also my girlfriend, approximately 4 seconds later: 🤨😂
@iamjoeycruse.bsky.socialShe said “Big Moon Rising” and I immediately decided the moon was now a target. 🌕💀
I feel like that's a perfectly reasonable response.