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@imthatholly.bsky.social#WhereNotToPutSalami In Holly's Creamed Mackerel on Toast. Salami comes early in the month after EBT reload—👩🔬:we could have salami more if you paced yourself, and didn't gorge for three weeks and then we're starving on the fourth week!!!—👩:That would be logical,👩🔬, but since when is Holly logical?—👩🔬🖕
@sidneypaget.bsky.social#WhereNotToPutSalami into your shoes.
You want to? Oh ok fill your boots….
@sidneypaget.bsky.socialOn your head if you are in the middle of a first date when you want a second one…..
If you don’t, then go on, feel free.
@donquixotext.bsky.social#WhereNotToPutSalami in icecream
@sidneypaget.bsky.socialI have to be honest I’m not keen on salami so near me is what I’d say
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school locker
(voice of experience)
@donquixotext.bsky.social#WhereNotToPutSalami anywhere near chorizo in Spain
@donquixotext.bsky.social#WhereNotToPutSalami - OK do I dare?
Not today
@nogoodatthis.bsky.socialOh yes. My doctor has several rather disturbing diagrams
#WhereNotToPutSalami
@sidneypaget.bsky.socialOn a Des O’Connor record as it might not work properly and….oh wait that’s not a bad idea
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