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#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid
We have a full time job on X
So many semi illiterate knob heads
#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid Remove your fucking bunnies from the park and go and study grammar for the test tomorrow"—👧Holly said: You used a comma splice in that sentence, so maybe I know grammar better than you!—👩🔬:it's you that made the comma splice error!—👩:I'm still not studying for that test!
#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid
" You have the right to remain silent, and learn to spell."
#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid
Tehy sed nuffin
#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid Use the plural vocative and the imperative, plus the accusative to indicate motion toward a place. Hence, Romani ite domum. Now write a hundred times, you Judean tosser!
#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid (parethetically) some ideas should be walled off.
Keep Me Hanging On The Grammar phone.
*you’re
#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid - You have the right to remain silent . . .
#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid I have to stop playing hashtag games for a perod.
#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid I should try to strenuously stop splitting my infinitives.
#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid Its apostrophe that defines possessiveness, until it's not.
#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid We're imposing a syntax on your language usage.
#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid to the game creators is unprintable. I mean, look at their track record
#WhatTheGrammarPoliceSaid :
punctuation matters
“Get your split infinitives on, you’re nicked!”
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