#WhatIdLikeToSwap my car for a motorbike brum brum
This particular one because I have little pins

#WhatIdLikeToSwap my half eaten pizza for some new knees please Noel

#WhatIdLikeToSwap is my very weak heart…. I mean what is two billion pounds in the bank when your heart might give out any moment….

Was possibly my best chat up line

#WhatIdLikeToSwap is my interesting collection of false teeth for David Beckham’s bank account

#WhatIdLikeToSwap does anyone else remember what you got for an empty plate at Little Chef….

At little Chef we’re gladly swap
Your empty plate for a lollipop

#WhatIdLikeToSwap is the pub I drink in but don’t tell @donquixotext.bsky.social so he doesn’t know and won’t come pestering me for a drink

#WhatIdLikeToSwap is my Des O’Connor record collection for literally anything else

#WhatIdLikeToSwap Presidents

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