When the movie Gladiator came out, I assumed it was a sequel to Silence of the Lambs. #weakendpun

I hated the smart lighting system in my home so I replaced it with a dimmer switch. #weakendpun

I always make soup with my sibling. I cut the vegetables and he makes the stock. He’s my brother. #weakendpun

I’ve negotiated a deal to buy a consignment of shrink-wrap. It’s subject to contract. #weakendpun

Why did the rabbi catch a taxi to synagogue when he heard the blowing of the ram’s horn?

Because he was shofar-driven. #weakendpun

L’Shanah tovah.