#Watchingtonight: Prithee, friends, a query: should something distempered appeareth upon thy grounds, upon whom art thou going to call?

If #Shakespeare had written #Ghostbusters.

And, men, don’t bother a woman ever but especially when she’s TRYING TO FUCKING READ!!! #humor #movies #Spooktober

#watchingtonight: giving #horror a wee break tonight. Pacing myself with spooky season. I just got Arrow on DVD so I’m getting reacquainted with the show. I love the Flash and Supergirl too. Plus…they wear costumes and scare bad guys so it’s in keeping with the #Halloween spirit.

#watchingtonight: House on Haunted Hill and House of Wax. Because tonight..and every night…the Price is right! #horror #movies #Halloween

#watchingtonight: the Sixth Sense. Still the best of the Shymalan #movies and I say that as a defender of the Village. Everyone went gaga over Hayley Joel Osment but Bruce Willis and Toni Collette are absolutely fantastic.

And I get the feeling that this is about more than kids seeing ghosts.

“And then mommy kissed daddy and the angel told the stork and the stork dropped a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turns into a baby.”
“Our parents are having a baby too.”
“They had sex.”

Always…ALWAYS fucking funny. #watchingtonight #movies #filmsky

#watchingtonight in honor of #Spooktober: the Addams Family and Addams Family Values. The Addams family would know how to deal with those little anus maggots at Cornell. Scorched fucking earth, nothing left. And I had such a crush on Wednesday when I was a kid. #horror #movies #filmsky

If you don’t know which two classic Roger Corman #movies I’m watching tonight on honor of #Spooktober then you just don’t know Jack.

“My name is Wilbur. Wilbur Force. Some people don’t like going to the dentist but I find it quite enjoyable. Don’t you?” #horror #filmsky #watchingtonight

#watchingtonight: Childs Play 2. Fun fact: I played Freddy Kruger in a dinner show where the theme was #horror #movie villains. Chucky was also in it. At one point in the script Chucky challenges Freddy to a fight and I ad-libbed the line “BRING IT ON, CABBAGE PATCH.” #filmsky
#humor

#watchingtonight: It. Watching a Tim Curry performance in a Tim Curry-less world is a surreal experience. He was one of those actors that was just always there in everything. I’m more than satisfied with both Pennywises but Curry is the Pennywise of my childhood. #movies #horror #filmsky

Now THIS movie, Night of the Hunter, I argue IS a Spooktober #horror essential. Or horror/noir at least. It’s like a Grimms fairytale come to life with Robert Mitchum as the Big Bad Wolf. #watchingtonight

#Watchingtonight: One Hour Photo. Maybe not #horror per se but a great thriller with a terrifying but sympathetic performance by the great #RobinWilliams. It still has worked its way into my #Spooktober #movie rotation. #filmsky

#watchingtonight: Evil Dead 2013 and Evil Dead Rise. I’m trying to take my mind off of the state of the world because it suddenly feels like too much but I can’t help but think…even the fucking deadites wouldn’t go near the #Cornell rapists. #feminism #horror #movies

A day of auditions (because #voiceactor life, amirite?) and now it’s time to get back to what spooky #movie season is all about. #watchingtonight #Horrormovie season is about to get…

Some #horrormovies you can watch in the light. 2001s the Others, a must in the haunted house genre and another place on my 200 favorite #movies, demands you turn off all the lights.

“Are you mad? I AM your daughter!” Goddamn, that’s almost as creepy as Harvey Weinstein. #watchingtonight #movies

I’m really getting into the spirit of things tonight. El Orfanato would not only go on my favorite haunted house #movies but it’s on my 200 favorite movies of all time. Brilliantly told and filmed, it balances its scares with a loving bond between a mother and her adopted son. #watchingtonight

Goosebumps had Adam West. That’s why, between this and Are You Afraid of the Dark, Goosebumps wins. You just can’t compete with #Batman. #watchingtonight

#watchingtonight: Freddy vs. Jason. Hey! This kicks off with an obnoxious douche dumpster frat boy getting killed. In light of certain events, thanks, J-man! I guess he didn’t…MAKE THE FOLD *insert Cryptkeeper laugh here.*

I know he’d kill me but I’d risk it for a high five. #horror #movies

#watchingtonight: this is such a treat seeing Heather Langenkamp (returning after a nasty stalker incident) and Robert Englund as themselves as well as Freddy. But, really, this #movie is SMART. It does meta unlike even Wes Cravens Scream (where I never made it past II.) #horror #filmsky

No, I am NOT skipping Nightmare on Elm Street 5: Freddy’s Dead. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SKIP MOVIES IN THE FRANCHISE. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!?

Okay then. #watchingtonight #horror #movies

Possibly unpopular #horrormovie opinion: Alice from Dream Warrior/Dream Child makes for a decent final girl. She’s no Nancy but those are some hard shoes to fill. She grows nicely as a character and makes for a good foil for the bastard son of 1,000 maniacs. #movies #horror #watchingtonight