Part Five: Sex Life
NO Substitutions... EVER!

Part Three: Home Life
Wendy: "Can you give me hand, Kyle?"
Hell-Hubby" "No can do, Sugar-tits! They cancelled Trek again to put another football game! I'm not moving an inch!"
Part Two: The Daily Grind
"We heard complaints about everything being gray. So we switched to beige. By the way, little lady, you need to remember to attach your TPS cover sheets to your reports!"