Thursday afternoon, on @RedState.
Way Past Due: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to Spearhead a Vaccine-Injury Research Initiative redstate.com/jenniferoo/2... #COVID #ClotShot #Vaccines #VaccineInjury #VAERS #RobertFKennedyJr
@asthegirlturns.bsky.social
@asthegirlturns.bsky.socialThursday afternoon, on @RedState.
Way Past Due: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to Spearhead a Vaccine-Injury Research Initiative redstate.com/jenniferoo/2... #COVID #ClotShot #Vaccines #VaccineInjury #VAERS #RobertFKennedyJr
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@avk.bsky.socialMan reports that vaccine made his penis smarter and led to excessive masturbation. He does note, however, that when he has a job, these symptoms subside due to a lack of opportunity to excessively masturbate.
@avk.bsky.socialMan claims that a nurse snuck into his hospital room in the middle of the night slipped the Covid vaccine into his IV. He knows this because he found a sticker that said "Covid" stuck on his ass.
@avk.bsky.socialMan blames vaccine for everything he can possibly think of including an itchy anus, ear wax and dandruff.
@avk.bsky.socialMan reports his "stinky penis" to VAERS. Doctor tells him he just needs to clean better.
Bonus: He reports it twice, just in case you missed it the first time.
@avk.bsky.socialMan claims Moderna drowned his swimmers. Pretty standard VAERS stuff, right down to the hinky timeline.
He also claims it switched his wife's memory off and he's offering her for study to any scientist who wants to win a "Prize" (presumably a Nobel).
Ain't love grand? #VAERS
@anonturk.bsky.social