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@metallicboobage.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 12:34 AM

#umboodles #umberena

Umber: i want you so bad my body aches...
Ena: Perhaps I can offer a solution... Thought it'll only be temporary...
Umber: oh yeah?

Ena, holding a bottle of ibuprofen: There's a buy one, get one half off deal on ibuprofen this week! Just take one and your aches and pains will-

Umber, yelling: The only painkiller I need in my body is your throbbing penis, idiot
Ena: Ohhhhhh

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