Blaydes For The Belt! | UFC 4

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Today in UFC 4, two fighters viciously fight for victory. Who will come out on top?

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Get That Man An Ice Pack | UFC 4

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In my continued dominance of UFC 4, your Humble Host ensures that the opponent will have creaky knees for life.

If only he thought to move.

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Family Guy Flop | UFC 4

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Reports from UFC 4 today involve a curious incident where the opponent did a really good Peter Griffin impression.

Witnesses claimed it was uncanny.

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Roughshod Over Rumble Johnson | UFC 4

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In sports news today, we barely have any news as a match in UFC 4 last a single strike before it was all over.

The opponent was unavailable for comment.

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Overhands Meet Orbital Bones | UFC 4

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Moving to our sports segment with UFC 4. A man discovers the consequences of leaving his head wide open.

Slow motion playback only added insult to injury. He was not available for comment.

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