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?Unknown authorSep 19, 2026, 5:19 PM

In honor of a fan favorite internet holiday, spamtenna get up to some nonsense for Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Just imagine Spam on the roof of the Cungo swinging a sword and Tenna tied up in the trunk... Spam's plundered the most valuable booty~

🏷️ #spamtenna #deltarune #tubewrites #TalkLikeAPirateDay

Dark text on a piece of yellowed parchment, surrounded by a compass, binoculars, and rope. Tenna and Spamton peek out from the edges of the paper, wearing pirate hats. The text reads: “Spamton.” Tenna adjusted his tie nervously. “I called you in here today to discuss a very serious matter.” Spamton helped himself to Tenna’s cigarette, smouldering in the ashtray on his desk. Smoke billowed out of his nose as he took a long drag. “[[Serious Business]], eh boob tube? Well, let’s [having] it.” “As you know, September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day—” If Spamton had a drink, he would have spit it out. Instead, he wheezed so hard he nearly inhaled the still-burning cigarette. Tenna leapt out of his chair and ran to Spamton’s side, snatching the cigarette away and smacking his back until the coughing had ceased. “[10 cent],” Spamton choked out, “in what [[World’s Best ]] is [[YAARRRRR]] Day a serious matter?” “It’s serious for our audience reach!” Tenna exclaimed. “This is a BIG DEAL online! MILLIONS of people celebrate it every year!” “He’s lost it,” Spamton mumbled. -end text- There is a small purple logo in the corner shaped like a TV with the initials of the author's username: CGT.Dark text on a piece of yellowed parchment, surrounded by a compass, binoculars, and rope. Tenna and Spamton peek out from the edges of the paper, wearing pirate hats. The text reads: “I have not and here’s proof.” Tenna grabbed the laptop Spamton had given him and opened it up, pointing to a web page with a long list of increasingly specific national “holidays.” Talk Like A Pirate Day was highlighted as a feature event for September. “Listen, Spam, days like this only come around once a year. Think of the advertising potential! We can do themed ad breaks, themed programming, hell, I can even have the Pippins whip up some new outfits. You love outfits.” The look Spamton gave Tenna could have peeled the makeup off a clown. “I absolutely do not [l0v3] outfits.” “You liked the outfit I wore for you last week...” “At home! In [Private, Keep Out]!! In the bedroom!!! That’s COMPLETELY different—” “Come on, Spammy, lighten up a little! We’re a couplea guys running TV programming for kids. Kids love pirates. End of story. We’re doing it.” “Then what was the [[Get to the point]] of bringing me in [hear] for a [srs] discussion??!” “I wanted to work on it together,” Tenna pouted. -end text- There is a small purple logo in the corner shaped like a TV with the initials of the author's username: CGT.Dark text on a piece of yellowed parchment, surrounded by a compass, binoculars, and rope. Tenna and Spamton peek out from the edges of the paper, wearing pirate hats. The text reads: “Well, count me out.” Spamton spun on his heel and turned to leave. “Not even if I let you be the captain?” Spamton paused. “Think about it,” Tenna grinned, borderline seductive. “Long red coat, gold detailing, knee high leather boots, a sword on your hip and a gun in your hand. Perched on top of a matching red Cungadero...” “You and your fucking outfits,” Spamton grumbled, no heat in it. “Is that a yes?” Tenna wheedled. “...fine. But ONLY if Big Shot Autos gets to be the [XXXclusive] sponsor. If we’re [[Doing this]], we’re not [0.5] assing it, capiche?” Tenna’s grin lit up the room. “Done.” He shook Spamton’s hand, once — firm. “Now let’s get to costuming, they need new measurements.” “[U] were going to do this [weather] or not I said yes!!!” Spamton squawked. Tenna giggled and pushed a spluttering Spamton out the door. -end text- There is a small purple logo in the corner shaped like a TV with the initials of the author's username: CGT.