[Verse 3]
You give abject devotion
But Trump needs more laws broken
Just grovel more so he won't know you think
And pray you'll be here tomorrow
Will Trump still need you tomorrow? 4/4

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Will Trump Still Need You Tomorrow (GOP) v1.3
[Carole King "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?"]

[Verse 1]
You kiss Trump's ass so meekly
You've sold your soul completely
Today his MAGA cult is on your side
But will Trump need you tomorrow? 1/4

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[Outro]
Trump pal Jeffrey was a pedophile
War distracts us from the Epstein files
Use munitions until most are gone
Safe at home fighting wars is fun
Pete's blood-and-guts vibe can give people the creeps
He's the boozy woozy boaster boy of Trump's DoD 7/7

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Bridge]
He's the loud boozy woozy boaster boy of Trump's DoD
And when he's helping Trump start wars, he's as busy as a bzzz bee
And when he brags, he makes the real soldiers slink straight to the bar
He's the boozy woozy boaster boy of Trump's DoD 4/7

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Boozy Woozy Boaster Boy (of Trump's DoD) v1.3
[The Andrews Sisters "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy"]

[Instrumental Intro]

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult 0/7

Spewing at the press corps, Trump's losin' his cool
Soundin' like a slur flamethrower
Epstein Fury lost the Hormuz Strait to Iran
Could the U.S. sink much lower? 7/8

[Chorus] 8/8

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Flying in the Press Corps with Trump v1.3
[Arlo Guthrie "Coming Into Los Angeles"]

Trump gettin' takeout from ol' Mickey D's
Burgers and a Filet-O-Fish
Chicken buckets everywhere on Air Force One
Smells like he just cut the cheese 1/8

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That's when Hitler brought out their worst, he said
"Germans now have got to come first
I'm the Leader who can fire up White men
We'll make Germany great again!" 9/10

[Chorus..] 10/10

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[Chorus continues]
: The world is asking us: Why Donald Trump?
: The world is asking us: Why Donald Trump?
: Why not pick a good man, not a crook so depraved?
: Is an autocrat what you craved? 4/10

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

He tried an insurrection
He works to rig elections
MAGA children will feel shame
When future generations say his name! 5/5

Poison Donny
Poison Donny
Late at night while we’re sleepin'
Poison Donny sits a-tweetin' around

Magamagamaga (3 times then fade)

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He picks you if you’re shifty so you'll let him be grifty
Dark money bribes with meme coins make him rich
With delusions he will fool you
In dictatorship he'll school you
As Poison Donny makes you his bitch! 3/5 (break)

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Chorus, varies from verse to verse]
Sleazy, sleazy, crooked leaders!
Sleazy, sleazy, crooked leaders!
Sleazy, sleazy, crooked leaders!
Their greed was marching on. (Chorus)

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Though we all saw his coup and the evil he can do
Crazed voters voted Don back into power
And Republicans in Congress now just cower 8/9

[Chorus] 9/9

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Then a scripted TV show made it seem he's in the know
And foolish viewers made him president
Few could see his dictatorial intent 5/9

[Chorus] 6/9

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But the parties eased his pain and the babble numbed his brain
And made him think he had the skills he lacked
With his daddy's dough and a tendency to slack 2/9

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[Outro]
Trump's so vain
Though born on third, he thinks he's a home run
Trump's insane
So crazy that he needs to be locked up
Trump's so vain
He thinks that we can't see his dementia 12/12

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Verse 2]
Trump found our soft spots years ago when his bullshit was still believed
He once told us that he could fix everything, but now we just wish he'd leave
He tells lies to get the things he wants
He calls his babble "weave" 4/12

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Verse 4]
Trump's billionaire tax cuts face Iran war chaos
Even oligarchs may find less cash in their troughs
If ICE goon squads stop pesky Democrat voting
The fascists may win and democracy's lost 7/8

[Chorus] 8/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Trump Paradise v1.8
[John Prine "Paradise"]

[Verse 1]
When Trump won in '16 the gravy train started
And to Washington DC the swamp creatures came
Trump's business corruption in New York was legend
So kleptocrats gathered to steal without shame 1/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Now the laws of reason
That served us for so long
Can be cast aside
The scientific studies
That show why we are wrong
Can be denied!
OranguDon
King of the con
We trample on God's truth 3/3

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult