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@bryan.dusty.ninja.ap.brid.gyOct 9, 2026, 7:43 AM

This is less of an achievement but more of an addiction. #Reddit #Touchgrass

Reddit achievement obtained called “Grass Toucher”. Only took 800 consecutive days using Reddit.
@steventalkingbooks.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 12:50 AM

Sure, touch grass. But have you ever touched a tree older than you are?
What questions do you ask?

#Trees #Nature #TouchGrass

A hand touching the trunk of a tree.
@adamkentsmallville.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 4:57 PM

A few leftovers from the summer before I move into fall!

#Photography #Canada #Forest #Trails #Summer #BritishColumbia #Streams #Creeks #Outdoors #Touchgrass #Hiking #Explore

A photo looking into a creek from a lush, dense forest. Two tall trees with a lot of bare branches. A photo of a dirt hiking trail heading into a group of tall trees.
@grendelsrelics.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 12:55 PM

I am now beeaking up with Nluesky, gbye Coping. Hello Real Sky. Aren't You Somethin. Smell ya later socialmediacels #gahbye #alwaysonthatdangphone #touchgrass #copeharder #getgud #believe #in #your #own #story #begore #u #rsh #smne #NTO #fear and u freeze your #heart to preserve #whatever. Idc nemre

@travelwithchance.comOct 7, 2026, 9:18 AM

Are you ready to touch grass? Try our simulator and find out.
touchgrass.travelwithchance.com

#travel #gaming #parody #joke #touchgrass #free #training #certification

A document certifying that someone has touched grass.
@ayraix.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 11:00 PM

The Algorithm Didn't Change. You Did. (The Great Log-Off)

▶ https://youtu.be/WecY4pWVMOM
📸 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcNPb9CM0Eb/
🌐 https://ayraix.com/trendz/social/touch-grass/
#Trending #TouchGrass #GreatLogOff #DigitalDetox #LogOff #RunClub

@ladychelsea.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 11:58 PM

"but why didn't RR factor in the Russia-Ukraine War?"

I...it's a series about queer hockey players, not UN officials????

here's some grass, touch it, please

#heatedrivalry #what #whywouldshe #thefuck #touchgrass

@pejacoby.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 12:32 AM

The act of being still

Is so dismissed

As time well spent

#relax #cheers 🍻 #touchGrass

@dustcircle.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 1:46 AM

#DoLess and #TouchGrass;
#Unplugging could be the #selfcare you need.

www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/quee...

@choclvr.bsky.socialSep 29, 2026, 12:58 PM

#TouchGrass Tuesday…

@fracturedheartbl.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 8:25 PM

lol, someone on #tumblr has BIG FEELINGS about my distaste for arbitrary online censorship.

I ain't even gonna read all this, just posting this here for posterity before I block this Very Online AO3 Stan.

#hatespeech #hatemail #onlinebully #touchGrass

screenshot of my original post:

Going through my webnovel chapters to make the "SFW" versions for royal road, scribblehub, bookchant, etc, unlike the "as intended" versions for the NSFW patreon and wattpad. Just replacing all allusions to sex with "sleep with," basically, and hoping that's obscure enough to not get banned (:

Algorithmic censorship of so-called "adult content" (which somehow includes "female-presenting nipples" but not "male-presenting nipples," but don't even get me started on that) is really fun and definitely isn't infantilizing potential book readers while coddling ACTUAL NAZIS etc.

followed by the start of a reblogged add-on reply by an account named "someone-pretentious":
You are, genuinely, one of the stupidest people I have ever met in my entire life.  putting aside the fact that people are allowed to decide what is and isn't allowed on a website that they host, putting aside the fact that both royalroad and scribblehub allow varying amounts of explicit content, putting aside even the fact that there exist websites specifically to disseminate literature with explicit content such as yours, the very idea that people who even mildly disagree with you on the allowable "someone-pretentious"'s post continued:

You are, genuinely, one of the stupidest people I have ever met in my entire life.  putting aside the fact that people are allowed to decide what is and isn't allowed on a website that they host, putting aside the fact that both royalroad and scribblehub allow varying amounts of explicit content, putting aside even the fact that there exist websites specifically to disseminate literature with explicit content such as yours, the very idea that people who even mildly disagree with you on the allowable amount of sexual content are defacto nazis is so absurd I think that you are either posting bait, or so low down on the evolutionary totem pole that you may very well have been switched at birth with an amoeba.  

I'm not even going to try and engage you in a reasoned debate, as I'm sure the herculean effort of stringing all those words with more than four letters together must have fried your already strained brain for the rest of the year, and thus ensured all your remaining communications will consist of nothing more than grunts and pointing.

I'm honestly surprised you were able to make these objections, seeing as I'm honestly surprised you were able to read, much less write your book.  I can only assume it must consist entirely of four letter words, bemoaning how the state of your life and the world is entirely the fault of third parties, which are conveniently entirely beyond your control, interspersed every 4 chapters with wild, explicit, and terribly written escapades of completely unrealistic sex, seeing as know human with any modicum of intelligence would ever allow you back into the gene pool.  Final section of their post:

Did it ever occur to you that perhaps its not that sexual content on royalroad is "shadowbanned," but rather that it is literally the only english web novel site to have a cultivated base of non-explicit authors, and thus attracts people who enjoy non-explicit novels?--a thing which they are allowed to do without being nazis.  Probably it did not occur to you, as I am sure the idea of causation vs correlation is as foreign to you as cause and effect, or the idea of thinking before you say something.  Also, the hell do you mean you need to censor for scribble hub? in the top five most viewed books for scribble hub, there are literally books called "a perverts world" and "the incubus system".  I give you five guesses as to what those are about, and any guess but "sex" doesn't count.  I don't read scribble hub, as I'm personally don't like these types of books for religious reasons (which, again, I am allowed to do without being called a nazi).  That is the extent to which scribble hub is censored, that you have to look harder for a book without explicit content than one with!

In conclusion, I'll put this in words a troglodyte like you could understand.  Please imagine for effect that I am saying them very slowly, in the style of an American tourist talking to a local who doesn't speak English, as that is about the amount of comprehension and mastery that you have over the English language.

YOU. ARE. STUPID.my reblogged response to them, before blocking them:

lol someone has big feelings

TL;DR, I'm just gonna assume this person is an AO3 stan who is absolutely enraged at the idea that anyone for any reason would choose not to post there.

Listen, if a random person posting on the internet about nonsensical censorship makes you This Big Mad, you might want to genuinely get off the internet for a little while and, quite literally, "touch grass."

Anyway back to writing my happy little original gay webnovel, hope you have the day you deserve <3
@waynefryback.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 2:49 PM

#touchgrass

Hemlock Falls trailhead near Malabar Farm State Park, Butler, Ohio
@cr1ngeskeleton.bsky.socialSep 26, 2026, 8:58 PM

Went to a fair and could not resist the siren's call of fried dough (I can't have gluten and this action WILL have consequences later) #vtubertouchesgrass #touchgrass #fair #countryfair #cr1ngetouchesgrass

@batwynn.bsky.socialSep 26, 2026, 5:09 PM

Grass, come and get me I'm scared #touchgrass #art

A drawing of a skeleton laying in the grass and slowly being eaten up by it. The text reads, "I don't need to touch grass I need grass to touch me."
@disasterothvt.bsky.socialSep 26, 2026, 8:45 AM

Is this what they meant when they said touch grass? 💜💫

#outside #vtuber #touchgrass

@wendywonka.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 7:50 PM

Everyone stay well. #TouchGrass Breathe fresh air. Live your lives with courage. Let go of the past which holds you down. Discard the masks. Smile. Life is waiting for you...

@alteredscot.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 1:57 PM

Just in case you wonder what I get up on my lunch breaks.

#Gamerinthewild #AlteredScot #XBOX #TouchGrass

@brandonbrozorio.bsky.socialSep 19, 2026, 4:17 PM

2026 is having to go wipe grass because you ran out of tokens on your AI toilet

#AI #TouchGrass #GreatOutdoors #Software #Apocalypse #SendTokens #Comedy #StandUp #Jokes