#TopTip #Cooking
Do yer veggie sausages in the oven NOT frying pan.
Leaves yer hand free for beer & ciggie.

Carl Sandburg: “Beware of advice — even this”
you actually don’t need to hashtag hashtag it’s already a hashtag #toptip
#TopTip: Presence-based heating for every room lowers the heating temperature when no one is around to enjoy it and keeps it warm when someone is.
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I suppose if there's one thing to take from all this, it's if you're going to do low level criminalling in the middle of the night, don't do it next door to the biggest US air base in Europe in a village full of nosey curtain-twitching neighbours.
Don’t get an Indian then #TopTip
If you put tennis balls on the feet of your walker they don’t scuff the laminate #toptip
use your legs next time mate #toptip