@sipsipsips.bsky.socialIt will come as no SIPrise 🚫☕️😮 that our Peardition latte received LuciFirst Place 🐍🥇 at this weekend’s #HarvestMoonFestival 🌾🌕 as the Richest Delish-est Beverage in #Wrath. 🍐🧋😋 🏜️ Trust us. 🛜 🔴
Commisery 😩 to our Sickened Place cupetitor. 🟢⛧🐉
@sipsipsips.bsky.socialVisit our booth at #TheHarvestMoonFestival tomorrow, when the “true” Harvest Moon 🌕 will peak at 16:49 Hell Official Time 🔥⏳ (HOT). 🔗⬇️ We’ll be offering last year’s LuciFirst Place-winning entry 🍎🐍🧋🏆, along with our new Peardition latte 🍐☕ for 6.66% off.
