Ugly humans. You know the ones.🦉💢

Also caricatures of those ugly humans. Please stop.💢🦉💢

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#ThingsIWontPostOnSocialMedia pictures of me or my family

#ThingsIWontPostOnSocialMedia My wife Jenny's phone number, 867-5309, even though I still wish that I had Jessie's girl.😔

#ThingsIWontPostOnSocialMedia outnumbered what I do

#ThingsIWontPostOnSocialMedia My enemies list. - Arnold Picker, Edwin Guthman, Maxwell Dane... wait a minute, this is Nixon's enemies list, how'd that get in here?🤔

#ThingsIWontPostOnSocialMedia are things I don't want to get blackmailed over.

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Selfie. No one needs to see that ugly mug.

#ThingsIWontPostOnSocialMedia are illegal in 36 of the 48 contiguous states.

#ThingsIWontPostOnSocialMedia I'll get tattoos on my back for.

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Images of me, stripping.

Though i have and now I can get on and wallpaper the room.

#ThingsIWontPostOnSocialMedia I'll shout at traffic from the side of the road.

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Inappropriate jokes and double entendres.

When I have inadvertently posted one I’ll whip it out immediately

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racy photos 😘

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Gloating that a certain president dudnt win the Nobel…. Oh I’ve said too much

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Pictures of me buying a round as it’ll upset @donquixotext.bsky.social

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