ARTHUR: Oh, no.
THE TICK: The form is haunted?
ARTHUR: (sighs) We need Lint to sign that one.
THE TICK: Oops.
MS. LINT (enters the room).
THE TICK: Oops retracted.
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@savethetick.bsky.socialARTHUR: Oh, no.
THE TICK: The form is haunted?
ARTHUR: (sighs) We need Lint to sign that one.
THE TICK: Oops.
MS. LINT (enters the room).
THE TICK: Oops retracted.
@savethetick.bsky.socialHOBBES: Where are you going? You can't go away. We have an arrangement. You work for me.
MS. LINT: No, I'm my own boss, Hobbes. Good luck with this mess.
(Ms. Lint flies off in a huge bolt of electricity)
@savethetick.bsky.socialOVERKILL: Are you done villainspaining?
@savethetick.bsky.socialOVERKILL: Krav Maga. Not a bad strike.
DOT: Why do you keep breaking in to my apartment?
OVERKILL: Nothing's broken.
@savethetick.bsky.socialDOT (pointing to The Tick): This is not working for me. The things you say and how you are with the, the whole— with the— and with these, with— no. Just, just no.
@savethetick.bsky.socialMS. LINT: Why can't you just buy me out? It's not like you can't afford it.
DEREK: Why can't you buy me out?
MS. LINT: Because it's my goddamn lair!
@savethetick.bsky.socialARTHUR: Oh my God, Tick. Don't you know what this is?
THE TICK: Nope.
ARTHUR: (exhales) It's the Flag Five Flock Flare.
THE TICK: Flantastic!
ARTHUR: (sighs) The righteous wristwatch signal that calls the team together in times of trial.
@savethetick.bsky.socialSAGE: Well, is that… is that a '5' on the Blind Eye of Thirdarra? Nah, but that-that's just blasphemy.
THE TICK: I look like a crossing guard for justice.
MS. LINT (as JOAN OF ARC): I look great.
@savethetick.bsky.socialARTHUR: (gasps) Who-who are you?
TY RATHBONE: Impressive tussle back there.
THE TICK: Homely invader, you face The Tick and Arthur.
TY RATHBONE: Easy, big fella. I'm with AEGIS. Agent Commander Ty Rathbone.
@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TERROR: Can you not hear it? It's like two notes stepping all over each other.
@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TICK: All hail the paper queen.
ARTHUR: Here you go, all finished. You're not gonna check it?
VERANDA: It's you. I'm sure it's perfect.
THE TICK: Arthur is quite the expert on bureaucracy.
@savethetick.bsky.socialFLEXON: There they are. The wily moth and his big blue bud.
ARTHUR: Hey.
FLEXON: Way to take down those bank robbers. You two are the talk of AEGIS.
THE TICK: Well they seem to be rewarding us with nothing but red tape.
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@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TERROR (to young Arthur): Hello there. Oh. What have you got behind your ear? Oh… it's nothing. You got nothing!
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@savethetick.bsky.socialMS. LINT: Yes, I saw you and your girlfriend skulking around the cemetery.
OVERKILL: What are you up to, Janet? Where's The Terror.
MS. LINT: Wait, so… she is your girlfriend?
@savethetick.bsky.socialBLACK MARKET BOB: Pretty piece of business. Nobody does tech like The Duke.
OVERKILL: The man's a monster.
BLACK MARKET BOB: I can admire the creation and hate the creator.
@savethetick.bsky.socialSAGE: (chuckles) Hey, I know that guy. Bronze Star, you magnificent bastard. I read your book.
BRONZE STAR: Sage, the Super-nipple.
SAGE: Oh, man.
BRONZE STAR: Hey, man.
SAGE: All right.
BRONZE STAR: Come on.
@savethetick.bsky.socialMS. LINT (to The Terror): Did it never occur to you that we could, you know, steal. That we could rob a diamond exchange, a museum, a mint, things that turn an actual profit!
@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TICK: Why would you leave a cake out in the rain? It makes no sense.
DOT: It's about loss, Tick. The guy had a good thing, and that's the cake, and then he screwed everything up, the cake got left out and it's ruined.