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@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 2:36 PM

Simon’s hypnotized

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Panel 1 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN – EARLY EVENING – WIDE SHOT OF SHE- DEVIL, SIMON, BARNEBUS, AL, LIZ, AND CROWD We then get a shot of Simon witnessing She Devil preform, to Barnebus annoyance. They’re in the middle of a cover of the Roxy Music song In Every Dream Home A Heartache SHELLY Open plan living, Bungalow ranch style, All of its comforts, Seem so essential... Panel 2 CLOSE UP OF SHELLY Shelly, playing the synth bit with her viola, sings into the mic, giving the audience a Kubrick stare as she gives a sort of sinister delivery to the lyrics. SHELLY I bought you mail order, My plain wrapper baby, Your skin is like vinyl, The perfect companion... Panel 3 CLOSE UP OF SIMON Simon is trapped in a trance as he listens on. SHELLY (OP) You float my new pool, De luxe and delightful, Inflatable doll, My role is to serve you... Panel 4 SHOT OF SHELLY AND SIMON We then see Simon and Shelly interlock eyes with each other. TITLE: The Starry Ladders – The Starry Ladders Are Born Part120 # 1 — Will Steadman SHELLY Disposable darling, Can't throw you away now, Immortal and life size, My breath is inside you... Panel 5 CLOSE UP OF SHELLY Closing her eyes, Shelly delivers the last bit of verses. SHELLY And keep you till death sighs, Inflatable doll, Lover ungrateful, I blew up your body... Panel 6 DITTO She then opens her eyes, with a smirk on her face, finishes the verse. SHELLY But you blew my mind.
@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 2:36 PM

Simon’s hypnotized

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Panel 1 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN – EARLY EVENING – WIDE SHOT OF SHE- DEVIL, SIMON, BARNEBUS, AL, LIZ, AND CROWD We then get a shot of Simon witnessing She Devil preform, to Barnebus annoyance. They’re in the middle of a cover of the Roxy Music song In Every Dream Home A Heartache SHELLY Open plan living, Bungalow ranch style, All of its comforts, Seem so essential... Panel 2 CLOSE UP OF SHELLY Shelly, playing the synth bit with her viola, sings into the mic, giving the audience a Kubrick stare as she gives a sort of sinister delivery to the lyrics. SHELLY I bought you mail order, My plain wrapper baby, Your skin is like vinyl, The perfect companion... Panel 3 CLOSE UP OF SIMON Simon is trapped in a trance as he listens on. SHELLY (OP) You float my new pool, De luxe and delightful, Inflatable doll, My role is to serve you... Panel 4 SHOT OF SHELLY AND SIMON We then see Simon and Shelly interlock eyes with each other. TITLE: The Starry Ladders – The Starry Ladders Are Born Part120 # 1 — Will Steadman SHELLY Disposable darling, Can't throw you away now, Immortal and life size, My breath is inside you... Panel 5 CLOSE UP OF SHELLY Closing her eyes, Shelly delivers the last bit of verses. SHELLY And keep you till death sighs, Inflatable doll, Lover ungrateful, I blew up your body... Panel 6 DITTO She then opens her eyes, with a smirk on her face, finishes the verse. SHELLY But you blew my mind.
@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 3:49 PM

What's Simon looking at?

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Panel 1 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN – EARLY EVENING – WIDE SHOT OF SHE-DEVIL, SIMON, BARNEBUS, AL, LIZ, AND CROWD Simon and Barnebus both make their way back over to Liz and Al, as they both enjoy more of She Devil’s performance. Liz of course gives Simon a big hug! LIZ YA MADE IT!!!! BARNEBUS Hey! down girl! SIMON Hah, glad to see you too, Liz! AL Hey man! Glad to see ya! Panel 2 SHOT OF AL, LIZ, BARNEBUS, AND SIMON Simon then asks the three what he had missed. SIMON So, what bands did I miss? AL Only one. BARNEBUS Yeah, and hooo boy what a band! Panel 3 CLOSE UP OF BARNEBUS Barnebus goes on to fan boy about Scooter Jack. BARNEBUS So get this, there are these guys from England called Scooter Jack. And they're the god damn tits! Panel 4 SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND SIMON Barnebus continues on his gushing/glazing of Scooter Jack as Simon has his focus turned somewhere else. BARNEBUS You gotta see their guitarist, Peter Ace, in action man. He’s a beast on the guitar! Like… not as good as me of course, but up there for sure! And their drummer man, pure Keith Moon. Don’t get met started on the bassist- Panel 5 DITTO Barnebus realizes Simon isn’t listening to him. BARNEBUS Simon?
@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialSep 30, 2026, 4:25 PM

This page is a bit sappy.

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Panel 1 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN – EARLY EVENING – CLOSE UP OF BARNEBUS Barnebus begins his heart felt apology to Simon. BARNEBUS I’ll admit, tonight has been quite the learning experience for me. It taught me that, yes, I do need to be a better leader and learn patience. Panel 2 SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND SIMON Barnebus continues on as Simon listens in. BARNEBUS You have every right to be upset with me man... I didn’t handle things properly. Panel 3 DITTO Simon then speaks up, placing a hand onto his shoulder. SIMON Ya know... I appreciate that you’re actually owning up. BARNEBUS To be honest... I was getting worried that you wouldn’t show up at all. SIMON Same here... Panel 4 CLOSE UP OF SIMON Simon goes on with his spiel. SIMON Still... I’m here now and that saves us the humiliation. Panel 5 WIDE SHOT OF CROWD SIMON, BARNEBUS, AL, AND LIZ From across the room, Liz spots Simon and calls the two over. LIZ ALRIGHT! SIMON'S HERE!!!!
@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 3:55 PM

Simon chews out Barnebus, deservingly so!

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Panel 1 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN – EARLY EVENING – WIDE SHOT OF BARNEBUS, SIMON, AND CROWD Barnebus and Simon both make their way back to Liz and Al as Barnebus is now feeling pretty relieved, though clearly Simon is still upset with Barnebus. BARNEBUS WHEW! Thank god you made it in the nick of time man! I don’t know how we could’ve gone on without ya. SIMON Cut the shit Barnebus! Panel 2 SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND SIMON Simon goes on to chew out Barnebus for his lack of patience, and for once, he doesn’t roll his eyes or blow him off. SIMON You know, none of what happened would’ve even occurred if you just waited for me at home! Panel 3 CLOSE UP OF SIMON Simon continues his grilling. SIMON But NO! You just couldn’t, could you?! You had to be there as early as possible to “scope out the competition!” Panel 4 SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND SIMON Barnebus actually looks remorseful as Simon continues on. SIMON Like, fuck sakes! I get you’re eager for our band and everything, but at least take your fellow members into consideration when you make stupid decisions like this! Panel 5 DITTO Finally, Barnebus speaks up, which catches Simon off guard. BARNEBUS You're absolutely right, Simon...
@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 3:48 PM

Barnebus, master of persuasion.

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Panel 1 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (LOBBY) – EARLY EVENING – SHOT OF BARNEBUS, SIMON, AND COUNTER MAN In typical Barnebus fashion, he pushes Simon aside, taking control of the situation. BARNEBUS Hey, you bald prick! That’s my bassist you’re fucking with. COUNTER MAN Huh?! He’s with you?! Panel 2 SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND COUNTER MAN Grabbing onto the punk’s collar, Barnebus reels him in and gives him his two cents. BARNEBUS Fuckin’ A he is! And we’re due to go on after this band, and we cannot go on without him! Panel 3 DITTO Barnebus then goes on to make sure Simon gets in, the counter man getting nervous now. BARNEBUS Now, are you going to let him go, or are we going to have an issue? COUNTER MAN Yer nuts! The pair of ya's! Panel 4 DITTO Barnebus reiterates his question, as the counter man finally caves in. BARNEBUS I SAID ARE WE GONNA HAVE AN ISSUE?! COUNTER MAN YA KNOW WHAT?! FINE! JUST GET OUTTA MY FACE! BARNEBUS Good! Panel 5 SHOT OF BARNEBUS, SIMON AND COUNTER MAN The Counter Man then reels himself back away from the booth, shaking in rage and Barnebus and Simon go on their way.
@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 4:16 PM

Go get your boy, Barnebus!

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Panel 1 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (BATHROOM) – EARLY EVENING – SHOT OF BARNEBUS Barnebus steps out of the Bathroom, with a pack of smokes in his hands. BARNEBUS Alright, I’ll just have me a smoke to calm myself down. Everything is gonna be fine. Panel 2 DITTO Just then, he hears a familiar voice coming from the entrance of the club. SIMON (OP) YA KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT! GO AHEAD!! ADD ONE MORE THING TO MY ALREADY SHITTY NIGHT!! COUNTER MAN (OP) You’re a fuckin' nut, you know that?! Panel 3 WIDE SHOT OF BARNEBUS, CROWD, SIMON, AND COUNTER MAN Barnebus watches as Simon and the counter punk argue, a few people watching as well. SIMON OH YOU WANNA SEE ME GO CRAZY HUH?! I’LL SHOW YA CRAZY! COUNTER MAN SOMEONE GET THIS LOON OUTTA HERE! BARNEBUS No fuckin’ way! Panel 4 SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND CROWD Barnebus then tries to rush through the crowd towards Simon and the Counter man, excited. SIMON (OP) YEAH! KICK ME OUT! I GOD DAMN DARE YA!  
@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialSep 21, 2026, 4:08 PM

Simon is officially a man

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Panel 1 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (LOBBY) – EARLY EVENING – SHOT OF SIMON AND COUNTER MAN A sheepish Simon explains to the booth man that he doesn’t have his wallet on him, as he looks unimpressed. SIMON Uh… Sorry, but… I seem to have forgot my wallet at home… COUNTER MAN Oh, that’s a bummer... Guess you won’t be joining your band then, huh? Panel 2 CLOSE UP OF SIMON Simon finally snaps, giving the booth man the angriest look he has ever given anyone in his life, just from his condescending comment. Panel 3 SHOT OF SIMON AND COUNTER MAN Simon then slams his hands onto the counter, his fury unleashed onto the man. SIMON Now you listen here! I’ve been pushed around all day today at work, having to work overtime by my dickhead boss, and ending up abandoned by my prick of a bandmate! Panel 4 DITTO, ALBEIT CLOSER Simon continues on his rant as he gets closer to the man. SIMON So here's the deal! You either let me in and let me preform with my fucking band, or I’ll do something I will regret! Panel 5 DITTO The man, slightly intimidated, tries to fire back at Simon. COUNTER MAN Don’t you try to intimdate me, shithead! I’ll call security and throw your ass outta here!
@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialSep 18, 2026, 4:57 PM

HIS WALLETS GONE!

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Panel 1-4 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (LOBBY) – EARLY EVENING – SHOT OF SIMON Simon checks his pants pockets for his wallet for a moment, slowly starting to panic in each panel. Panel 1 he checks his front left, panel 2, his front right, 3, back left, 4, back right. Panel 5 DITTO He curses himself out of frustration. SIMON Shit… I knew I forgot something!
@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 4:10 PM

The final hurdle for Simon

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Panel 1 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (LOBBY) – EARLY EVENING – SHOT OF SIMON Simon enters into the lobby, with his Bass guitar case on his back and carrying his amp. He looks around for a moment, taking it in for a moment. SIMON Wow! Never realized we had our own CBGBs nearby… Panel 2 CLOSE UP OF SIMON Simon then hears the sound of a person clearing their throat in annoyance. COUNTER MAN EY Panel 3 SHOT OF SIMON AND COUNTER MAN Simon then notices a bald 30-year-old man behind a pay booth, wearing a denim battle vest (complete with patches of various punk groups/slogans). COUNTER MAN You just gonna stand there or are you gonna pay? This ain’t the Philly Museum of Arts. SIMON Oh! about that! Panel 4 DITTO Simon then tries to explain he’s with a band, in which the booth punk crosses his arms, raising a brow. SIMON I’m actually apart of a band that’s playing tonight! They’re called the Starry Ladders. COUNTER MAN The Starry What? Never heard of youse guys. SIMON Well… Like I said, we’re playing tonight. COUNTER MAN Sure you are… Just fork over the 10 bucks. SIMON Oh, okay.  
@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 4:33 PM

Poor Barnebus...

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Panel 1 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN (BATHROOM) – EARLY EVENING – SHOT OF BARNEBUS Sitting on the toilet with his pants still on, Barnebus in full panic mode tries to calm himself down. BARNEBUS Alright, relax a bit Barnebus, old pal! Simon's smart! He has a way of getting here! Panel 2 DITTO Barnebus then realizes he didn’t write directions to the venue for Simon to follow. Panel 3 DITTO Barnebus pounds on the toilet stalls walls now in frustration. BARNEBUS GOD DAMN IT! YOU DIDN’T THINK TO AT LEAST WRITE HIM DIRECTIONS HOW TO GET HERE!? YOU’RE SO FUCKING STUPID BARNEBUS! STUPID STUPID STUPI- Panel 4 DITTO Just then, Barnebus hears a voice from outside the stall, asking if he is okay. VOICE (OP) Hey man, you okay in there? You’re not having a bad trip in there, are you? Panel 5 WIDE SHOT OF BARNEBUS AND RANDO Barnebus flings open the stall door out of anger (Draw this as Ren and Stimpy-esque as you can), yelling at the source of the voice (A young looking punk). BARNEBUS BACK OFF MAN!!! RANDO Gah! Sorry!  
@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialSep 11, 2026, 4:02 PM

Regret City. Population: Barnebus

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Panel 1 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN – EARLY EVENING – WIDE SHOT OF BARNEBUS, AL, LIZ, AND CROWD Barnebus walks away from Al and Liz, panicked out of his mind. AL Barnebus? Where are you going? BARNEBUS I… I-uh... I need to go to the bathroom! Panel 2 SHOT OF BARNEBUS Barnebus quickly makes his way into the bathroom. Panel 3 DITTO The bathroom looks to be as dingy and decrepit as one would expect in a punk club like this, with the words of the prophets covering the walls (Graffiti in other words). Barnebus stands in the doorway for a bit. Panel 4 DITTO He then quickly makes his way into one of the bathroom stalls. Panel 5 DITTO Closing the door now, he lets it all out. BARNEBUS OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialSep 9, 2026, 3:22 PM

They’re rocking out

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Panel 1 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN – EARLY EVENING – SHOT OF SUZIE, LINDA, JOANNA, SHELLY, AND CROWD The girls then go into the first number of their set: Murder Boyfriend, as the crowd starts to dance and go wild. (For their representation of their music, draw them playing with punk art inspired thingies coming from their instruments) Panel 2 CLOSE UP OF SHELLY As Shelly plays her Viola with such intensity, she screams the first verse of the song into the microphone. SHELLY Murder! Boyfriend! Murder boyfriend! Panel 3 WIDE SHOT OF SHELLY, SUZIE, JOANNA, AND LINDA We see the girls get into the chaotic groove of their song, with Linda practically spazzing out on stage with her guitar, Linda standing there menacingly playing her bass, Suzie also spazzing out on the drums, headbanging, and Shelly screaming her lyrics into the mic. SHELLY looking through a telescope i'm peeing throughout all the globe and i am losing all my hope in the face of all of this shit TITLE: The Starry Ladders – The Starry Ladders Are Born Part100 # 1 — Will Steadman Panel 4 WIDE SHOT OF CROWD, LIZ, AL, AND BARNEBUS And of course, the crowd loves it, as they go wild and dance along to the song, Liz especially enjoying it as she headbangs along. Al however has his fingers in his ears, as Barnebus stands there looking distraught. SHELLY (OP) and i'm sick of the apologists and i'm sick of all the fake leftists and i'm done with all the centrist cunts i should've ruined them yesterday Panel 5 SHOT OF JOANNA AND SHELLY Both Shelly and Joanna take the mic as they belt out the chorus together. SHELLY & JOANNA murder your boyfriend! kill your husband! murder your boyfriend! kill your husband! murder your boyfriend! kill your husband! murder your boyfriend! KILL THEM!!
@helterskelter1995.bsky.socialSep 7, 2026, 3:52 PM

MURDER YOUR BOYFRIEND

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Panel 1 INT. THE DEAD DUCK INN – EARLY EVENING – SHOT OF SUZIE, LINDA, JOANNA, AND SHELLY Meanwhile, back on stage, the girls just about wrapping up sound checking their equipment, as Joanna strums idly on her guitar and Linda plucking her bass. Panel 2 CLOSE UP OF SHELLY Shelly then goes up to take the mic, pumped up. SHELLY ALRIGHT DEAD DUCK!!! HOW ARE WE FEELING TONIGHT?! Panel 3 WIDE SHOT OF CROWD, WITH LIZ, AL, AND BARNEBUS The crowd gives the band a wild reception, applauding, cheering, and wooing, Liz especially. Barnebus stands there, looking panicked and miserable. CROWD WOO! GO GIRLS! YEAH!!! SHE DEVIL!!! Panel 4 SHOT OF SHELLY, LINDA, JOANNA, AND SUZIE Shelly grins as the girls get ready to begin their set for tonight. SHELLY Awesome! That is what I like to hear! We are of course She Devil, He Wrote, and for the next hour, your ours! Panel 5 CLOSE UP OF SHELLY With a smugger looking smile, Shelly grins as she leans closer into the mic. SHELLY Now Ladies... I want you to do one thing for me tonight… Panel 6 DITTO She then screams into the mic, introducing the first song. SHELLY MURDER YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!!!!