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@theperfectpatriot.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 3:30 PM

One moment. I’m transferring you to myself.
#ThePerfectPatriot #PoliticalSatire
https://theperfectpatriot.com/

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@theperfectpatriot.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 4:52 PM

The lighting budget passed unanimously. I was the committee.
#ThePerfectPatriot #PoliticalSatire
https://theperfectpatriot.com/

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@theperfectpatriot.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 11:09 PM

The label maker has been promoted.

#ThePerfectPatriot #PoliticalSatire

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@theperfectpatriot.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 9:00 PM

The jets are working. The reform can wait.

#ThePerfectPatriot #PoliticalSatire

theperfectpatriot.com

Full approved illustration of the grinning Perfect Patriot in a hot tub with duck, flag-themed clothing, drink can, drained swamp and complete slogan. Heading: The Oversight Committee. Footer: No objections. Unchanged badge and website signature.
@theperfectpatriot.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 7:00 PM

My principles come with flexible payment terms.

#ThePerfectPatriot #PoliticalSatire

theperfectpatriot.com

The smiling Perfect Patriot wears a stars-and-stripes shirt at a campaign desk. He points to an Easy Payments form beside an Elect Me sign and three payment envelopes. Complete lettering reads: I can’t be bought. I offer financing. The approved Perfect Patriot badge and theperfectpatriot.com appear below.
@theperfectpatriot.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 5:00 PM

A very thorough glance.

#ThePerfectPatriot #PoliticalSatire

theperfectpatriot.com

The cheerful, mustached Perfect Patriot wears a flag shirt, flag aviator sunglasses and a MERICA cap. He holds a folded newspaper with abstract bars instead of a real headline and gives a thumbs-up. Complete lettering reads I did my research. The headline was plenty. The unchanged compact Perfect Patriot badge and theperfectpatriot.com appear below.