Tired of being the only one to restock the toilet paper in the restroom cupboard at work.
Can't wait to see how this plays out. #TheOfficeIRL

@14katiek.bsky.social Tis the season for #TheOfficeIRL attire!

I mind my business
God's my witness that I don't provoke it

Client leaving, turns & steps toward my desk, "you know you don't have to look so serious at me."

Me: "Sir, I'm looking at a piece of paper."

#TheOfficeIRL

There are FIFTEEN people working in this office and how am I supposed to know you are talking to the back of my head if you don't say, "hey, Katie" ??????
#TheOfficeIRL

Walked by kids at recess over lunch.
Kid A: Hey, Hey, Hey, new kid, where did you come from.
Kid B: that's not a kid that's a model.

Help. #TheOfficeIRL

Meanwhile my co-worker is wearing a sweatshirt, puffer vest, thick cargo pants, and flip flops, running a heater full blast and no one says boo. It is 77°F. #TheOfficeIRL

If anyone is wondering what to get me for Christmas, how about a sign for my desk that reads:
My leg skin and femur length doesn't change my ability to meet your legal needs.
#Prevtpost #TheOfficeIRL

*wears pants*
*gets ridiculed for being cold and tall*
*wear shorts*
*gets ridiculed this is an office*
*wears tights with shorts*
*gets ridiculed for wearing 2 pairs of pants*
*wears skirt*
*gets stared at*
*bundles up for outdoors*
*gets laughed at*
#TheOfficeIRL

Lady in the lobby keeps saying esTATE instead of EState. #TheOfficeIRL

A client just gifted my co-worker a massive candy apple.
I'm rofl for three reasons
1. "Hey, man I love you this many dollars worth"
2. An apple, really?
&D. I bet the apple is the size of a baseball & the caramel is pry 5 inches thick
#TheOfficeIRL

There is a box of peppers in the kitchen and every time i walk by I swear the pile grows and shrinks and grows again. #TheOfficeIRL

Thinking about asking my boss if we can wear football jerseys to work this Friday for fun. Then showing up in my 17 yr old Reebok Aaron Rodgers jersey just to see the looks on the faces of my 2 co-workers who bashed him for 10 minutes today, while I stayed silent. #TheOfficeIRL

I wish I could tell my co-workers: "Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper," but we work in an office not a dinosaur burial site. #TheOfficeIRL

I've got it! My male co-worker.s mouth sounds sound like my female co-workers flip flop sounds. #TheOfficeIRL
Yes, I need help.

I emailed my co-worker step by step instructions on how to move forward in his file & he, sitting 3 feet from me, called my retired co-worker & asked, "What do I do?" #TheOfficeIRL

I love being on email threads for stuff I have nothing to do with. Hitting that delete button without reading is so fun. #TheOfficeIRL

If you gotta whisper about it, you probably shouldn't be saying it #TheOfficeIRL

When will peeps realize if you run a space heater on high for 8 hrs straight to the point where when i walk by your desk I can feel the heat, that you're only causing the building's AC to run more. #TheOfficeIRL

Gone from work so long I forgot I had some of these co-workers. #TheOfficeIRL