Two thumbs all the way up. Obviously Criterion and the world knew what a good movie it is, but it was news to me!

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She should knee him in the nards on the way out, not kiss him.

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Dear God.

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"Talk to her as you would your own child."
Oh, someone's never worked with Child Protective Services
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What in the world kind of police procedure hellscape is this?

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That's her! With the terrible bangs!
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That's what I thought at first, but when she grabbed one of the photographs and tore it up I realized, oh, that's his stable of girls, he's a pimp
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This bitch.

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Ooh, I thought he was a john she was beating in the first scene. All clear now.

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If she ends up with this cop I am going to be SO MAD

This plot must have been shocking when the film was released.
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At least a glimpse of a head wound instead of the bridal veil draped over his face.

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I did not see that coming. I thought he was just a regular fuckboy.

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Jesus, that leopard print sex couch was freaking wholesome in hindsight.

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Wait. What. W. T. F.

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Charlie looks great in a wedding gown.

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Griff's gotten off easy thus far. I hope she clouds up and rains all over him next.

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Constance Towers can sing as well as she can kick ass.

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Kelly does not suffer fools.
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Right?! And deadbeat clients aren't the only ones to get it. Candy learned not to mess with her the hard way.

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