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@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 4:00 PM

AMERICA, NEW ZEALAND, and AUSTRALIA: 👋hi
come see us? 👉👈
www.thelongestjohns.com/live

#TheLongestJohns #USTour #NewZealand #Australia #UKFolkMusic

A tour poster for The Longest Johns USA tour for Ends of the Earth, showing Robbie, Andy, and JD posed in amongst a tropical variety of luscious green foliage. It lists the dates and venues as follows:
10/24 - Argo, Milwaukee
10/25 - Vic Theatre, Chicago
10/26 - Varsity Theatre, Minneapolis
10/27 - Atwood Music Hall, Madison
10/28 - The Intersection, Grand Rapids
10/30 - The House of Blues, Cleveland
10/31 - The Vogue, Indianapolis
11/01 - Brooklyn Bowl, Nashville
11/02 - Bogart's, Cincinnati
11/04 - Jergel's Rhythm Grille, Warrendale
11/05 - Sony Hall, New York
11/06 - Lincoln Theatre, Washington
11/07 - Colonial Theatre, Phoenixville
11/08 - Count Basie Centre, Red Bank
11/10 - Academy of Music, Massachusetts
11/11 - Wilbur, Boston

tour poster for The Longest Johns playing in New Zealand and Australia in 2027. The picture shows JD (in a denim shirt with white t-shirt underneath), Andy (dark blue short-sleeved shirt, buttoned up, with light brown trousers), and Robbie (sitting down in an armchair, wearing a light brown/turquoise patchwork-looking outfit), on a textured orange background. Beneath them are the tour dates which are as follows:
Thu 25th Feb - James Hay Theatre - Christchurch
Sat 27th Feb - Meow Nui - Wellington
Sun 28th Feb - Powerstation - Auckland
Wed 3rd Mar - The Princess Theatre - Brisbane
Fri 5th Mar - Metro Theatre - Sydney
Sat 6th Mar - Croxton Bandroom - Melbourne
Sun 7th Mar - Port Fairy Folk Festival - Port Fairy
Tue 9th Mar - The Gov - Adelaide
Thu 11th Mar - Freo Social - Perth

Tickets from destroyalllines.com

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 4:02 PM

‼️DON'T MISS OUT‼️
We're playing SIXTEEN shows in the US starting on OCTOBER 24TH
It's your chance to see us LIVE so get your tickets today!
www.thelongestjohns.com/live

#TheLongestJohns #USTour #LiveMusic #UKFolkMusic #IndependentArtist

@undercoverlabryss.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 5:54 AM

Finally finished it and I'm so happy with the results!!

Also yes I'm for hire lol

#bonesintheocean #thelongestjohns

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Oct 2, 2026, 4:00 PM

It's Bandcamp Friday: the day when digital music store Bandcamp waives their fee to give more money to artists! The perfect day to add to your digital music collection, so go find some music to love!
thelongestjohns.bandcamp.com

#TheLongestJohns #BandcampFriday #Bandcamp #UKFolkMUsic

"This breaking news had doctors MILDLY CONCERNED"
Three images of medical professionals follow, each in a display of shocked contemplation. One a man with his hand on his chin. One a woman leaning on a window as she stares out, thoughtfully. And lastly a man with his hand on his head as he looks straight at you. Beneath them are various spoken responses:
"How did you get in here?"
"I know it's Bandcamp Friday"
"Let me eat in peace"
"Please put your shirt back on"
"I studied poetry"

@undercoverlabryss.bsky.social Oct 2, 2026, 3:11 PM

Getting close to finishing it, let me know what y'all think!

#bonesintheocean #sailor #animation #animatic #thelongestjohns

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Oct 1, 2026, 4:00 PM

🗽NEW YORK🗽
We can't wait to see you in just over ONE MONTH at STUNNING Sony Hall! Get your tickets and your voices ready
tix.sonyhall.com/trk/TheLonge...

#TheLongestJohns #NewYork #SonyHall #LiveMusic #UKFolkMusic

A positively verdant poster for The Longest Johns (with support from Sean Dagher) performing at Sony Hall in New York on the 5th of November. Robbie is crouching down inspecting a camera, wearing a short-sleeved shirt with a mixture of yellow, red, and white nature illustrations on a dark background. Andy is sat in the middle with a sort of ranger's hat on, a dark blue shirt with mirrored leaves (possibly ferns) on either side in turquoise and pink, and a bemused expression as he also looks in the same direction as Robbie. JD is then sat in an armchair, dressed casually in what looks like a green velvet suit (velvet? corduroy? I do not know) and white shirt open at the collar. They are surrounded by all manner of tropical foliage and greenery, ferns and fronds in every direction. Then there's some kind of cabinet with an old wireless radio atop it, a globe and some other ornamentation, a lampstand, and the armchair with a throw that JD is sat in.

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Sep 30, 2026, 4:00 PM

Come with us on a journey through music and chatter! Starting in an hour over on Youtube!
youtube.com/live/djc0Bec...
And why not check out our SHINY NEW WIKI for all your lyrics and other info! All thanks to our mod team for putting it together
wiki.thelongestjohns.com

#TheLongestJohns

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Sep 28, 2026, 3:59 PM

Thank you Europe!❤️
Netherlands, Germany, Belgium, Denmark, Sweden, and France, thakn you all so much to everyone who was there

We're off for a quick nap, before packing back up to head out to the States!
www.thelongestjohns.com/live

#TheLongestJohns #Europe #LiveMusic #UKFolkMusic

@quodat.bsky.social Sep 28, 2026, 10:20 AM

24h que The Longest Johns - Paris - 27 septembre 2026 est dispo. Vous y étiez ? Pour ceux qui n'ont pas encore eu le temps, Fnac Spectacles est toujours là :
https://www.quodat.com/go/fnac_spectacles/YNvq2lY
#concert #thelongestjohns

@quodat.bsky.social Sep 27, 2026, 6:00 PM

The Longest Johns - Paris - 27 septembre 2026 commence aujourd'hui !
https://www.quodat.com/fr/music/concert/releases/the-longest-johns-paris-27-septembre-2026
#concert #thelongestjohns

@quodat.bsky.social Sep 26, 2026, 5:07 PM

Demain : The Longest Johns - Paris - 27 septembre 2026. Vous avez vos billets ?
https://www.quodat.com/fr/music/concert/releases/the-longest-johns-paris-27-septembre-2026
#concert #thelongestjohns

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Sep 25, 2026, 4:01 PM

With a voice wielding shanties of the ancient nautical art,
Believe, believe, the Longest Johns come... to AMERICA!
TOUR STARTS IN UNDER ONE MONTH so FUS ROH DON'T miss out
www.thelongestjohns.com/live

#TheLongestJohns #Skyrim #USTour #Memes #LiveMusic

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Sep 24, 2026, 4:00 PM

TWO SHOWS REMAIN
This tour has been incredible, and we cant wait to share it with you in Hamburg and Paris!
www.thelongestjohns.com/live

#TheLongestJohns #UKFolkMusic #LiveMusic #Europe

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Sep 23, 2026, 4:01 PM

Thank you to everyone who's come out to see us, or will be to our THREE REMAINING SHOWS (Stockholm, Hamburg, and Paris)
See you there!
www.thelongestjohns.com/live

#TheLongestJohns #UKFolkMusic #Europe #LiveMusic #Tour

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Sep 22, 2026, 4:00 PM

We'll keep adding stuff to the poster until the tour finishes!
COPENHAGEN tonight
STOCKHOLM tomorrow
HAMBURG friday
PARIS sunday
Time's running out to come see us!
www.thelongestjohns.com/live

#TheLongestJohns #UKFolkMusic #LiveMusic #Shanty #Europe

A tour poster for The Longest Johns - Ends of the Earth European Tour
It shows a cheeky crocodile peering in from the bottom of the picture, with birds and smaller crocodiles draped over its snout. The tour dates for September are as follows:
Wed 16th - Nijmegen, NL / Doornroosje - SOLD OUT
Thu 17th - Amsterdam, NL / Melkweg Max
Fri 18th - Cologne, GER / Die Kantine
Sat 19th - Leuven, BEL / Het Depot
Mon 21st - Aalborg, DEN / Skraaen
Tue 22nd - Copenhagen, DEN / Rust - SOLD OUT
Wed 23rd - Stockholm, SWE / Debaser Strand
Fri 25th - Hamburg, GER / Gruenspan
Sun 27th - Paris, FR / Les Etoiles
There is a big white ring around the final three dates, and the text 'last chance!" added below

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Sep 21, 2026, 4:00 PM

DID YOU KNOW: there's a rare species of 🍌banana tree🌴 that grows only in one specific part of the UK? We were fortunate enough to be able to use it in our video for What Did I Do?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZur...

#TheLongestJohns #BehindTheScenes #UKFolkMusic #Banana #DidYouKnow

@quodat.bsky.social Sep 20, 2026, 5:13 PM

J-7 avant The Longest Johns - Paris - 27 septembre 2026 ! Toutes les infos de billetterie sont rassemblées sur Quodat.
👉 Réservez ici
https://www.quodat.com/fr/music/concert/releases/the-longest-johns-paris-27-septembre-2026
#concert #thelongestjohns

@abovearth.hostux.social.ap.brid.gy Sep 20, 2026, 5:07 PM

I went to see a great concert by @TheLongestJohns in Leuven yesterday!

More pictures and short videos in this thread.

#music #TheLongestJohns #HetDepot #Leuven

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Sep 18, 2026, 4:00 PM

When the song says to row...
Cologne TONIGHT
Leuven TOMORROW
Aalborg MONDAY
Copenhagen TUESDAY
Let's see you there! www.thelongestjohns.com/live

#TheLongestJohns #SeeYouInThePit #FolkMusic #Europe

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Sep 17, 2026, 4:00 PM

Europe NOW
US East NEXT
New Zealand & Australia AFTER
Come and see us!
www.thelongestjohns.com/live

#TheLongestJohns #Memes #LiveMusic #Europe #Tour

A picture of a stripy tabby cat, wearing some kind of sailor's cap and a neckerchief (also a businesslike necktie underneath), looking straight ahead with a speech bubble above saying "Hope I don't go to sea". Behind it is a soft-focus image of a sailboat on the water, with 'Go to sea factory' written on its sales.