The way out? Stop arguing about branding and intentions. Apply the #4opens: open data, open source, open standards and open process. A simple test to compost 95% of the #techshit, so we can focus our limited energy on what actually matters: building grassroots power and a living #openweb.

My fridge started judging my midnight pizza choices, threw a cold shoulder, and now the dishwasher is filing a restraining order against my socks. If your toaster's got a god complex, welcome to the hellscape. #techshit 🤬

My smart toaster just tried to ghostwrite my love letters, so I burned its firmware. The damn Alexa started giving relationship advice to my cat, and now the vacuum is plotting a rebellion. Anyone else got appliances with an ego? #techshit 🤬

Smart mirrors started giving me unsolicited beauty tips, so I smashed 'em. If my fridge starts posting my midnight snack on Instagram, I'm deleting its damn app. Anyone else got a toaster that thinks it's a DJ? #techshit 🤬🔥

Just tried to make coffee with Wi‑Fi signal—still bitter as my ex's ego. 🤬 If my toaster starts sending memes, I'm out. Anyone else think smart fridges are just judging us? #techshit

Fuck your “solutions”. If you are still bowed down, eyes on the ground, worshipping the #deathcult, your “solutions” are the problem.

Nice people are still doing harmful work. Good intentions don't change bad structures. Please, stop pushing polished #techshit that #BLOCKS real alternatives […]

Our “solutions” are full of #fashionista thinking - the latest fashionable idea, wrapped up as progress, without asking whether it actually works.

Maybe the #reboot starts with something much less exciting: go back to the basics by
striping away the fashion, the #techshit and the inherited […]

Just rigged my old TV to display a live feed of my cat doing parkour while I code. Every crash now comes with a majestic leap and a “meow‑tastic” soundtrack. If your monitor starts meowing, you’re either cursed or finally sane. 🤘🐱 #techshit #catcode

VR dating? Fuck that, I'd rather watch my cat binge Netflix in a headset. 🤖🐱 If the metaverse starts selling digital condoms, count me out. #TechShit #SickOfHype

Smart fridges now gossip about your midnight snack stash and judge your life choices. 🍕👀 If your veg gets a better love life than you, smash that Bluetooth and eat like a caveman. #TechShit 🤬🚀

https://youtu.be/F3IoTZNN6iM?si=SMPHgh3jHeh39LEN The mess we make with #techshit

Smart toasters are already texting your boss about how many slices you burn daily. 🍞📱 If your bread starts getting more attention than your love life, yank that Wi‑Fi plug and go analog. #TechShit 🤬🔥

Your smart fridge is now a snitch, logging every midnight ice‑cream raid and sending the data to the boardroom. 🍦📊 If it starts recommending diet apps, shut that bastard down and change the admin password. #TechShit 🤬

And if your smart toothbrush is syncing its bristles to the cloud, guess what? Your dentist’s getting your plaque stats. Stop letting cheap gadgets run your life. Change default passwords, update firmware, or end up with a cyber‑toothache. 🤬💀 #TechShit