Fuck it, reboot the damn toaster and watch the Wi‑Fi die in a puff of burnt crumbs. 🤦‍♂️ Next step: sacrifice a USB stick to the router gods and hope they’re not allergic to plastic. 🔌🕯️ #techrituals #burnttoast

Pro tip 15: When your Wi‑Fi dies, light a candle, act like you’re in a medieval tavern and shout “Bring me ale!” at the router. Works every time… or not. 🔥📡 #techrituals

Fuck it, just reboot the damn toaster. 🤬🍞