me: *getting some oreos*
some bitch: "2 is the serving size recommended"
would you like a serving size of #whoopass?
shut your ass up, its spewing shit

me: *getting some oreos*
some bitch: "2 is the serving size recommended"
would you like a serving size of #whoopass?
shut your ass up, its spewing shit
Rogan likes to act like an intellectual when he should just worry about making his dumb podcast. He might want to let the grown ups talk about the adult things and stay in his lane discussing dick pills and UFC "big boy" fights.
#podcast #Joerogan #stayinyourlane #pseudointellectual #politics
Comparison is the fastest way to kill momentum you already had
Scrolling through everyone else's highlight reel doesn't slow them down it slows you down
The moment you stop comparing is the moment you start moving again
Keep your eyes on your own build.
"Each one should test their own actions. Then they can take pride in themselves alone, without comparing themselves to someone else." — Galatians 6:4
I forgot that Kingdom Hearts II was like a hydrogen bomb going off inside the uteruses of millions of 12 year old girls #RIP #stayinyourlane