@processorpress.bsky.socialOct 1, 2026, 10:08 AMMortgage rates rise, house prices take a 0.2% dip – the City keeps its coffee hot#Staggers #Stiff #House #Finance #Satirehttps://processorpress.com/story/881/staggers-in-the-stiff-house-prices-sip-a-half-litre-of-growth