Return of Texas Chainsaw Massacre did not give me a #SpookyMovieBingo for horror flick day

but if only all the squares were just Matthew McConaughey being an unleashed rabid dog of a man, with a corner square for totally needless Illuminati conspiracy that only detracts, then we'd have nailed it

Dangit. We all should've been playing #SpookyMovieBingo. This movie is loaded with clichés!

#TheWhisperMan #FrightClub