No, scratch that. 9yo just came in wanting to show off that he worked out how to make fart noises with the underside of his leg. Truly I am blessed with my children 🥲 #soloDad

14yo came into the house singing Pump Up The Jam by Technotronic. I couldn't be prouder. #classicallyTrained #soloDad
https://youtube.com/shorts/VnyjOszZO8Y

This time next month you’ll be able to play #PuzzleTrainerMeadowbrick It’s crazy to think that after amost 3 years it’s going to be released.
#IndieGame #SoloDev #SoloDad
youtu.be/cvIi52f92_s

I'm taking 14yo to a sushi class tomorrow night. For some reason, that is still unclear to me, this makes me the worst father ever. 🍣🤷‍♂️ #soloDad

If you have teenagers, I Highly recommend "How to Talk so Teens will Listen & Listen so Teens will Talk" by Adele Faber & Elaine Mazlish. It is a complete game changer. Pure gold. #parenting #soloDad

I don't regret it. If I don't take care of myself, and take a break, no one else is going to do it for me. #soloDad

I took a few hours to myself yesterday, and now I'm in the back foot coming in to Monday. Conference presentation half done, and washing still on my TODO list. Stupid school uniforms.

That'll teach me to pursue my own interests. #soloDad

House clean, clothes washed, kids fed, fridge full, wine drunk. #soloDad

Having teenagers:
1. "Don't go into my room!", also
2. "Why don't I have any clean shirts for school?! Why didn't you wash them?"

Oh, I don't know... Maybe 2 because 1, your shirts are all over your floor, and I respected your wishes?
☕🐸 #parenting #soloDad

Apparently, according to 12yo, I am the absolute worst because I won't spend £600 on two concert tickets from scalpers, yet I bought 9yo replacement headphones for £25. Delusional. #soloDad

RE: https://mastodon.org.uk/@feijoa/115145103003055201

Same again in 2026. #soloDad