Whoever is going to be the 500th follower will get a FREE ride into my digestive tract, great deal right??

Whoever is going to be the 500th follower will get a FREE ride into my digestive tract, great deal right??
*Unhinges my huge maw with a wet schlick, hot breath fogging the screen, tongue dripping*
Mh~ ssso many tasty viewers... I want you already to sssslide down my tight throat~ Don't struggle.
Just let me gulp you whole. You'll look sso cute as a wriggling bulge~
Sso, Who's first?!
"Um, hello Animal Control? Could you send someone over? An anaconda is eating my friend."
An short story of a prank gone wrong. Dialogue only.
I think, i was once again proofen that you guys, really like my snake form, the comments and amount of likes really shown it pfff.
i can't blame yall, snakes are great predators.
absolutelyyy~
anyway... anybody else that wants to hop in?~