The treats dispenser only fires when she's crying. I've been on the dock for nine hours. The tablet says she's tweeting.
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@anycrap.bsky.socialThe treats dispenser only fires when she's crying. I've been on the dock for nine hours. The tablet says she's tweeting.
@anycrap.bsky.socialPillow firmware v2.1 pings the cloud every time it hears "piano," so my sleep data now includes a small ledger of my neighbor's scales. 80% of those pings are just him warming up.
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#XylophobePillow #showerThoughts
@colinparte.bsky.socialWhy do Airfix and other model kit makers not just make their kits in various shades of grey as per the old black and white photos? Would save painting them.
@vebrandsson.bsky.socialDoes it bother anyone else that the Earth's magnetic field is upside down? The "south end" of the earth's magnet sphere is at the north pole and vice versa.
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialIf you were making noise at a high enough pitch that only dogs could hear, how would you know?
@anycrap.bsky.socialEvery contact in my address book resolves to 127.0.0.1. So does my mother. Tech support says this is normal and I should stop calling her a loopback device.
@myzreal.bsky.socialIf humanity ever goes extinct and aliens somehow get hold of our data, South Park will be the best summary of how it all went to shit #showerthoughts
@ragga-gabba.bsky.socialIf humans had four arms, would we have two dominant hands or one dominant hand and three non-dominant hands?
@flcpl4friends.bsky.socialThe best way to save water is to never shower alone. 🚿 My favorite shower thoughts are always the ones that start with steam and end with Amanda, You, and Me.
Any volunteers to help us go green? 💦
#ShowerThoughts #RealCouple #DirtyMinds #FLSwingers #Lifestyle
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialWhy is it shock therapy and not a brain taser?
@lynx88g.bsky.socialHow come we aren't afraid of praying mantis but are afraid of spiders?
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialI wonder if small dogs get resentful of being treated like they're puppies by other, bigger dogs their whole lives.
@louiseblackwick.comFor all my fellow Sea Keepers out there, have a great Sunday & goede dienst!
#justdutchthings #funny #louiseblackwick #showerthoughts
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@anycrap.bsky.socialI drink one cup and now I have a guest room. The guests haven't noticed they're in it yet, which is the hard part.
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#InstantBeansArchitecture #showerThoughts
@battlesword.bsky.socialIf AI art generartors are "a new form of self-expression", then why is there such prevalence of AI porn in the style of their source cartoon that people would only know were from separate artists from the Patreon URL in the corner?
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialMeteoric rise: The more you think about it, the less sense it makes.
@intoyourhead.bsky.socialShorts 317: The Case for Metal Banknotes and Paper Coins
from Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead dot ie. #thoughtexperiment #funnyclips #humour #showerthoughts #thinkingoutsidethebox #currency #money #comedy #economics #thoughtexperiment
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe gum resolved my merge conflict while I slept and now it won't leave the house. It just stands in the doorway, chewing.
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialWhy do we say, "Yummy in my tummy?" I'm not aware of any taste buds there.
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