Ship It Anyway — Warnings logged. Deadline logged. The decision breaks through anyway. A deadpan developer tee for the release-minded. Ships to US & Canada.

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Not A Robot — A checked box certifies the least reliable witness: the wearer. A Not A Robot tee for internet culture and AI-era humans. Ships to US & Canada.

#ProgrammerTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #DevLife #Typography

Night Light — Somewhere in the Halloween bedtime routine, a sleepy bat has tucked into a knitted sleeping bag, upside down. The little jack-o’-lantern is on night-light duty. Even the things that go bump need someone to leave a light on.

Holiday T-Shirts

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Trained On My Posts is a dark developer-humor tee for the AI era: casual feed debris, quietly promoted to training material. Ships to US & Canada.

#ProgrammerTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #ProgrammerHumor #AIHumor

Outside Job — Two bright suits turn the ISS into an open-orbit workshop—an Outside Job tee for spaceflight devotees. Ships to US & Canada.

#SpaceTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #AstronomyLovers #SpaceStation

Session Expired — An hourglass hides in EXPIRED. A tee for developers whose session and availability have both ended. Ships to US & Canada.

#ProgrammerTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #ProgrammerHumor #WebUi

See You at Moonrise — A pumpkin stagehand and little ghost pack moonrise away on this wistful Halloween graphic tee. Ships to US & Canada.

#HalloweenShirt #ShopSmallCanada #SpookyStyle #Bat

Columbiad is a dark sci-fi t-shirt for stargazers: Verne's 1865 moon cannon, a hollow aluminum shell aimed at a waiting lunar target. Ships to US & Canada.

#SpaceTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #AstronomyLovers #JulesVerne

Logging Light — The quietest bug I know: the one that appears only after you add logging. Light attracts bugs, visibility attracts defects, and dark mode keeps pretending this was a plan.

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Ask The Robot turns office AI handoffs into a deadpan developer tee: one blunt instruction, one clean route, zero nearby humans consulted. Ships to US & Canada.

#ProgrammerTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #ProgrammerHumor #AIHumor

Eight Sleeves, One Sweater — Eight sleeves, one proud spider. A Halloween graphic tee for knitters with ambitious projects. Ships to US & Canada.

#HalloweenShirt #ShopSmallCanada #SpookyStyle #Knitting

Prize Reversal — Nobody warned the ghost that the Halloween claw-machine prize had learned the controls. One little monster, one stolen candy, one very surprised customer. It is difficult to complain when the prize is having such a good time.

Holiday T-Shirts

#SpookyStyle #ShopSmallCanada #Candy

Future Me Problem — Tomorrow’s backlog has one assignee: you. A Future Me Problem developer tee for deferred fixes and technical debt. Ships to US & Canada.

#ProgrammerTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #DevHumor #OfficeHumor

Garlic Bread Temptation — A vampire eyes golden garlic bread on this Halloween tee for snack lovers with questionable judgment. Ships to US & Canada.

#HalloweenShirt #ShopSmallCanada #SpookySeason #Garlic

One Little Bite — How much self-control should Halloween require of a vampire? Golden garlic bread within reach, one hand hovering, every sensible instinct outvoted by a snack. Even creatures of the night have a weakness for seconds.

Holiday T-Shirts

#SpookySeason #ShopSmallCanada #Garlic

Quiet Fullness — On May 31, 2026, the year’s smallest full Moon was also May’s second—the calendar trick behind “Blue Moon.” It appeared about 5.5% smaller and 10.5% dimmer than average. Even fullness has a quieter register.

Cosmic t-Shirts

#Astronomy #ShopSmallCanada #BlueMoon

Black Eye — M64’s bright spiral wears a dark dust bruise across its core—a Black Eye Galaxy tee for stargazers. Ships to US & Canada.

#SpaceTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #Stargazing #Hubble

Ship It Anyway — Warnings logged. Deadline logged. The decision breaks through anyway. A deadpan developer tee for the release-minded. Ships to US & Canada.

#ProgrammerTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #DevHumor #OfficeHumor

Human In The Loop is a dark AI-era developer tee for the tired person still holding the approval clipboard. Ships to US & Canada.

#ProgrammerTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #TechHumor #HumanInTheLoop

Moonrise Next Door — New neighbor. Full moon. Just wave. A werewolf Halloween tee for friendly neighborhood monsters. Ships to US & Canada.

#HalloweenShirt #ShopSmallCanada #HalloweenLovers #WerewolfShirt