Lellow: .... Raising my damn blood pressure talking about something they call a "tortilla pocket"

Red: I have a name.

#ShitAngelsSay #DanishGroceryStoresIGuess

Red, to Lellow: now that I think about it, every meeting we've ever had with Mattricia, we do look like a couple at an IVF consultation.

#ShitAngelsSay #PracticalMagicTwoInterviews #IronicallyRedIsSandraBullockInThisScenario

Lellow: im-pussy-ble!

#ShitAngelsSay #HowIsThisRehearsal

Red: How did we come back to sperm again

#ShitAngelsSay #YardHangs

Lellow: like a big ol' hydra of bullshit

#ShitAngelsSay

Lellow: you enjoy even a theoretical dickmatization.

#ShitAngelsSay #YardHang

Red: You know what? I don't hate sucking balls. I think it sucks something worse.

#ShitAngelsSay

Red: 🎶Put it in, put it in.🎶
Lellow: That's what you say when a guy's dick smells like air freshener Red: In that case do not put it in! You are IN danger dawg!
Pinque: Alex, I'll take the Angels backstage for 600.
#ShitAngelsSay #SomeoneGiveUsARealityShow

Red: this woman... She has the aura... the SVU aura... She WILL tell on you.

#ShitAngelsSay #ThePartiesWeUsedToAttend

Red: a beautiful man fucking it up at the last minute? Not that terribly surprising actually

#ShitAngelsSay #HagTime

Red: I'm holding on to my sanity by the roots of its hair right now...

I'm on so many drugs and by that I mean amoxicillin

#ShitAngelsSay

Red: Can I add to the ethical hating?

Pinque: ZHUZH IT!

#ShitAngelsSay

Red: I'd rather live in a dark house than do something which might threaten my ability to play with the clit

#ShitAngelsSay

Red: Have you thought about baked potatoes

A Boy Heroine in Residence: Sexually?

#ShitAngelsSay

Yellow: I'll be listening to the dulcet tones of Monster High

#ShitAngelsSay #NoContextQuotes #PorchSittin

Red: this is not a generic crumhorn in my mouth.

Pinque (psychic damage face): we have crumhorn at home.

All burst out laughing

Lellow: 🎶 can in kiiiirrrklaaand🎶

#ShitAngelsSay #RecomposingATune

Red: Neither of us put pussy on this at all

#ShitAngelsSay #RecomposingATune

Yellow: you also need to get me high and tight

HEAVY PAUSE

Yellow: as in my head needs shaving

#ShitAngelsSay #HeadNotHedge

Lellow: it's like you shot them with your paintball gun.

Lellow: aka vagina.

Lellow: I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT'S THE SAME THING!!

#ShitAngelsSay #PorchSittin

Red: Wake up bestie new bottom surgery just dropped

#ShitAngelsSay #PorchSittin