Two facts, revealed as they happened, and a forest shirt that does not add a third. BOT'S ON CALL. I'M AT LUNCH.
#ShippedByBot #OnCall #DevLife

Two facts, revealed as they happened, and a forest shirt that does not add a third. BOT'S ON CALL. I'M AT LUNCH.
#ShippedByBot #OnCall #DevLife
Action, then attribution, then the shirt that does not bother to complicate either. I CLICKED MERGE. the bot wrote it.
#ShippedByBot #CodeReview #DevHumor
A no that did not survive contact with the tool. I DECLINED. THE BOT ACCEPTED.
#ShippedByBot #CodeReview #ProgrammerHumor
The type stacks until the decision is unavoidable, and only then does the shirt repeat it back as boxes. DOES NOT WORK. BOT AGREES. PUSH LIVE.
#ShippedByBot #DevHumor #CodingLife
The unlisted role on every team that adopted a bot and then had to supervise it. BOT BABYSITTER. unpaid, obviously.
#ShippedByBot #DevHumor #DevLife
The second line does not blink. The shirt just confirms the needle was there the whole time. 100% SURE. 0% RIGHT.
#ShippedByBot #ProgrammerHumor #DevLife
Type first, the way the weekend actually happens, and the shirt only after both lines have landed. SHIPPED FRIDAY. SORRY SATURDAY.
#ShippedByBot #DevHumor #FridayDeploy
Every team has the comment that always says the same thing. Ours learned to smile. SHIP THE BUG. the bot, every time.
#ShippedByBot #DevHumor #CodingLife
A short swipe through ten shirts: the ones about shipping, the ones about being sure, and the ones about watching the bot so it does not watch you. Drop 02.
#ShippedByBot #DevHumor #GraphicTee
Shipped by Bot is here.
Tees for people whose bots do the work. First up from the core line: the It Works on My Agent Tee.