#You'reSchmittingMe

#SchmittHead : That sure looks like an Atlanta Hawks game to me... dum de dum dum...
Maybe Penn State meant to hire the Iowa coach and made another #Schmitthead Hawkeye mistake and are caught in a Cyclone.
Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO) examining "evidence" for his next congressional stunt.
It's all in good fun. ππ
But, seriously, yes because from what I'm hearing, #SchmittHead DID know & that's why the staffer did the the posterboard shuffle so quickly.
PieceOfSchmitt is a disgrace & a dirtbag.
The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game have been identified
Forever known as #Schmitthead
#EricSchmitt is quite the liar
And a dumb bully to boot
Truly this might well read as satire
If he werenβt such a brute
Of course the man gets his facts wrong
Canβt tell a #Hawkeye from a #Hawk
So hereβs the moral of this song:
Schmitt is the dirtbag we should mock
Schmitt hiding under a blanket.
What a #Dirtbag
#SchmittHead
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#SchmittHead
Schmitt the bed.
RAPEpubliCON CULT.
Mandatory for all GOP Guardians of PEDOPHILES GreedyOdiousPRIX
Also be DUMB-AS-DIRT.
Reich-on-brand for FatSenileHairHitler's Project2025 MeinKampfForDummies.
#ToppleTheGeriatricToddler #UntRUmptheWorld #EpsteintRUmpCoverUp #VoteBlue
A #SchmittHead!! I love this nickname for him!!
Don't be a #Schmitthead like this dumbass #pedo rape supporting #redhat.
KEEP IT GOING!
When you realize that the Boston Red Sox and the Chicago White Sox are not the same team, you're a #Schmitthead.
Best line: βHe pulled a grenade and threw the pin.β π€‘