My reign as your Commoner Princess is coming to an end. I freely give up the Magical Scepter and the bogus lands. I will miss ladying (lording ) my meager authority around, with all that bowing and scraping (mine). I bid you adieu and bonne chance! #sceptre #abdication #schmidcollege #dodgecollege

My Palatial Estate of Mind is open to interpretation between the hours of 12 am and midnight. #palace #manor #castle #schmidcollege #dodgecollege

Now that heads of state can put their heads on currency even here, as a Princess Commoner, shouldn’t I have a worthless, crypto-coin—or at least, a priceless “commemorative medallion?” #coinoftherealm #medallion #schmidcollege #dodgecollege

Automated summaries of my “Princess posts,” mention my “Empire waist” and “Bridgerton stylings.” No because, anyone can see that I belong on the Bridge of a multi-ton, Rebel Blockade Runner! #starwarsanewhope #empirewaist #bridgerton #schmidcollege #dodgecollege

I’m on the electromagnetic spectrum! #elecromagnetic #schmidcollege #dodgecollege #cesd #sagaftra