The pace of this movie is making me really appreciate the pace of the classics like #ScarsOfDracula or #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime.

The pace of this movie is making me really appreciate the pace of the classics like #ScarsOfDracula or #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime.
Here lies Count Dracula, felled by the most unlikely of electrical fires.
This movie's gratuitous scenes of cleavage knows me too well. 😵💫
See, Sarah ran back to the castle to find her damn clothes!
Did the priest not think to bring a sword or something to defend against the giant bats that have infested the area?
...coulda just prepped Sarah for a bad attack?
Maria was like, "Eff this, my village ain't this cray!"
This movie makes me question the whole premise of the #DraKPack.
Is Sarah gonna get dressed at some point?
Did Dracula roofie Simon?
Where does Dracula get the money to pay for all of this?
Sarah has failed her Charisma check against Dracula. 😬
Sarah has Simon wrapped around her finger. "I'm so worried about Paul for you." 🙄
Why do I feel like this isn't the first time Paul has climbed out the upper floor windows down some drapes?
The fathers in this movie and the audience of this movie have turned on Paul.
I check the #horrorwatch hashtag on Saturday afternoon (unless I remember to check it during the week and even get to vote on the movie!). I'm watching #ScarsofDracula on Tubi myself. Not sure how available it is!
Dracula is like, "Vould you like some Sham-Pag-Ne?"
Damn that woman in the purple dress has a tiny waist!
Girl, there's a reason they don't stay open after dark, and that Paul fella looks shifty.
Oh I remember this one. That heathen bat don't respect holy ground!