Huh. Fur seems a bit higher on my legs this morning. It’s… not stopping either. Woah, that tickles-!

Oh no. #Satyrember’s over. Happy #Goatober everyone!

We made it! Hopefully y’all learned a thing or two!

#Satyrember Facts was presented for entertainment purposes only. (Of course satyr wine turns you into a satyr!) Trivia does not reflect any specific story setting. We are not liable for those excellent new hooves, but you’re welcome all the same.

#Satyrember Fact #30: Satyr lust is highly contagious. If you sleep with a satyr, you’ll become one yourself within a matter of hours or days. We mentioned that already, right? Whoops!

Happy #Satyrember every satyr!

#Satyrember Fact #29: The pan pipe innuendo can be fun, but be careful, he actually does know how to play Wonderwall on those things.

#Satyrember Fact #28: It’s fine you didn’t end up with ram horns. Satyr horns come in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors and styles. They’re unique to each satyr, and you’re definitely not jealous.

#Satyrember Fact #27: The term "goat man" is neither inaccurate nor offensive. Plenty of satyrs find the phrase endearing. But when you see an author using it repeatedly, you can really tell they're really running out of honorifics to put in their dialog tags.

The bovine life is always a good option, but might as well take advantage of #Satyrember! (Though too bad it isn't still.... Satyrday ;D )

It’s going to be hard to not let #Satyrember take its course and roll right into #Goatober. 🐐

#Satyrember Fact #25: Dressing up as a satyr is a fun excuse to go shirtless at a con, ren faire, or Halloween party. Of course, there’s always one real satyr clopping around insisting he’s just wearing costume goat pants. But who does he think he’s fooling? There’s not a single seam on his fur.

#Satyrember Fact 24: Your friends and family will pick up on your personal baah-rand and send you anything remotely goat related.

#Satyrember Fact #23: ♫ He was a satyr boy, he said see you later boy, he’s heard this joke a lot before~ ♫

#Satyrember Fact #22: Satyrs don’t *have* to grow goatees, but they look weird without ‘em.

#Satyrember Fact #21: Satyrs are easy to shop for. They always appreciate a nice scarf or a can of expensive hoof polish.

They’ll return the favor with an embarrassing but thoughtful gift that pushes buttons you didn’t even know you had.

#Satyrember Fact #20: Every satyr has gone through a bad boy minotaur phase. They don’t want to talk about it.

#Satyrember Fact #19: No one's quite sure what the difference between a satyr and a faun is, and at this point we're all afraid to ask.

#Satyrember Fact #18: No one can quite explain the success of Satyrbucks. Their coffee is so good it feels like magic, they never get sued for copyright infringement, and every location has the nicest baah-ristas.

They’ll hire anyone, but the staff’s all satyrs.

#Satyrember Fact #17: Nintendo are cowards for not having already made a Gogoat-satyr professor. There’s no way Bill’s Pokémon-TF was a one-off.

#Satyrember Fact #16: Don’t forget to tease the ears too. There’s a sweet spot in the back. Baah, yeah, right there…

Also, howdy new followers! 👋 When I’m not doing #Satyrember trivia, I’m primarily a TF writer! Satyrs show up a lot in my work!

Satyr Sam’s New Defaults is probably the story I’m proudest of. www.furaffinity.net/view/60065626/

TFU is another classic. www.furaffinity.net/view/56163816/

Alright #Satyrember gang, we’re halfway through the month! How we feelin’? Get used to those hooves yet? Horns finally stop growing?

Are there any pressing satyr facts the world needs to know? Send me your goat man trivia. I’m happy to address any oversights. 👀💦