@minneapolimedia.bsky.socialCRANKY DON JOE | FOUR TRIPS TO THE HARDWARE STORE
One crooked towel bar. Four store visits. One overly confident neighbor named Larry. There goes Saturday.
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@minneapolimedia.bsky.socialCRANKY DON JOE | APPARENTLY I NEED AN APP TO OPERATE EVERYTHING I OWN
Why does turning on a light need an account? Why does the washer need Wi-Fi? And naturally, Larry thinks this is progress.
@minneapolimedia.bsky.socialCRANKY DON JOE | Larry bought a doorbell camera. Three weeks later, squirrels had case files, recycling bins were under investigation and the eastern perimeter was being monitored.
Then Don got temporary app access.
@minneapolimedia.bsky.socialCRANKY DON JOE | Every neighborhood has a mayor nobody elected.
No salary. No office. No term limits.
Just a folding chair, suspiciously accurate information and strong opinions about your recycling bin.
@minneapolimedia.bsky.socialCRANKY DON JOE | We have a four-day Labor Day weekend, so naturally Larry has turned it into a military campaign involving the State Fair, Renaissance Festival, grilling and absolutely no rest.
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