Ceuta Declares International Towel Summit as Migrants and Police Engage in Beach Diplomacy

Ceuta's beach has officially become a nation. Each towel is now a sovereign state. Gunfire was ceremonial. Everything is fine.

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Louise Lucas FBI Strategy: The Virginia Senator’s Three-Martini Power PlayLouise Lucas treats the FBI like a minor clerical error in a masterclass of 1960s political grit. #Politics #FBIinvestigation #LouiseLucas #satiricalnews #Virginiapolitics

Ryanair CEO's 'High-Fare Rapists' Comment: A Love Letter to Airline Economics

Ryanair's CEO just called his competitors "high-fare rapists" and accidentally revealed the truth: all airlines are extracting every penny they can.…

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Vibes Over Taxes: Chancellor's New Economic Strategy Includes Karaoke, Not Cash

The Chancellor's new economic plan: make people feel rich instead of making them actually rich. What could go wrong?

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