Lesson #10: STOP BETTING ON COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND KBO BASEBALL AND TENNIS FULL FUCKING STOP #NFLSky #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #9: AVOID INTERNATIONAL GAMES AT ALL COSTS!!! #NFLSky #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #8: 🚨DO NOT BET 2+ TD PASSES ON MULTI-LEG PARLAYS🚨 IN SINGLE GAME SLIPS OK COOL BUT THAT’S IT😤 #NFLSky #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #7: DO NOT BET ON QB PASSING YARDS AND WR RECEPTIONS AND RECEIVING YARDS FOR BOTH TEAMS ***PICK A SIDE*** #NFLSky #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #6: IF YOU’RE DOING PLAYER PROPS FOR BOTH TEAMS IN THE SAME GAME *DO NOT* BET ON A WINNER #NFLSky #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #5: NEVER BET ON QB RUSHING YARDS EVEN IF IT’S JOSH ALLEN #NFLSky #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #3: TREVOR LAWRENCE ONLY GOOD WHEN PUNCHING DOWN TO HIS OPPONENT SAN DIEGO MIGHT BE IN THE MIDST OF HAVING THE SEASON FROM HELL #NFLSky #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #2: CALEB IS FRAUDULENT AS HELL THE JETS MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING FINALLY DO NOT FHOUGH WITH SHOUGH #NFLSky #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #1: DO NOT TRUST THE TEXANS OFFENSE OR THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES WHOLE TEAM #NFLSky #RulesToKalshiBy

YEAH I’VE COMPLETELY LOST MY HANDLE ON BETTING MLB JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I GOT RINSED TO MAX ON THAT BULLSHIT TODAY GOOD LORD #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #18: ACTUALLY Y’KNOW WHAT I THINK I’M DONE BETTING BASEBALL TOO THANK YOU GOODNIGHT #MLBSky #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #17: NEVER EVER BET ON SOCCER EVER YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SOCCER MIGHT AS WELL LIGHT THAT MONEY ON FIRE SO STOP JUST STOP DON’T FUCKING DO IT #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #16: THE BASEBALL GODS HATE ME STOP BETTING ON FUCKING BASEBALL #MLBSky #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #15: ADDING THE EARLIEST GAME OF THE SLATE ON YOUR PARLAY ONLY PROVIDES KARMA THE QUICKEST WAY TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP #MLBSky #RulesToKalshiBy

Damn man these Sacramento Athletics of Las Vegas are really and truly out there to fuck up people’s parlays sheesh #MLBSky #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #14: DONE BETTING THE GUARDIANS NOW ARE YOU A GOOD TEAM OR NOT CLEVELAND MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND #MLBSky #RulesToKalshiBy

Lesson #13: SERIOUSLY THOUGH I GOTTA STOP BETTING ON THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING METS!!!!!! #MLBSky #RulesToKalshiBy