The peasants ask why We give $7 billion to a noble who has never built a submarine. Silence, peasants. We have seen his posts about Us. Loyalty is the strongest material known to this realm. #RoyalDecree #NoKings
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@royaldecree.bsky.socialThe peasants ask why We give $7 billion to a noble who has never built a submarine. Silence, peasants. We have seen his posts about Us. Loyalty is the strongest material known to this realm. #RoyalDecree #NoKings
@royaldecree.bsky.socialThe election monitors have been banished from the realm. Nothing to see here, loyal subjects. First time in decades! Russia and Belarus welcome Us to their very exclusive club. The Crown's elections shall be graded by the Crown. #RoyalDecree #NoKings
@royaldecree.bsky.socialPeasants are clutching their pearls over Our perfectly reasonable foreign policy. "Protect the results"? The Crown already decided the results. Your cities are listed under "acceptable losses." Be honored We thought of you at all. #RoyalDecree #SmallPriceToPay
@royaldecree.bsky.socialPeasants in California whining that their cities are "not expendable." Bold. New DECREE: LA and San Diego are hereby acceptable losses. Small price to pay, loyal subjects. #RoyalDecree #AcceptableLosses
@royaldecree.bsky.socialThe serfs demand "democracy." Adorable. New decree: All votes must be notarized by a Royal Golf Pro. $500 greens fee applies. SO IT IS DECREED. #RoyalDecree #PeasantsPayUp
@spainnewscouk.bsky.socialFuel tax cut of 20 cents per litre begins today
@princesskayn.bsky.socialRoyal decree before I retire! Which of these 4 heels will command my next photoshoot? Choose wisely, subjects. Your input is noted but my reign is absolute. 1, 2, 3, or 4? #HeelGoddess #QueenOfShoes #RoyalDecree #Findom #FootFetishNation
